You're Banned! II

[Lady Chloe]

Thou art banned, for being silly.

 

[Glenburne]

Thou art banned, for this is Dufferland, not Congress. Although, however serious Congress may be, thou wouldest not talk of sleep there, either, for thou wouldest be doing it.

 

[Xenithar]

You're banned because my Sobe Yumberry Pomegranate Lifewater contains xanthan gum.

 

[Lady Chloe]

Thou art banned, for the thunderstorm left me!

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for it is Friday!

 

[Glenburne]

Thou'rt banned for stating the obvious. Obvious statements, being obvious, ought never to be spoken, save one: that cats are evil. For, though 'tis obvious, 'tis often ignored by those whom the cats have hypnotized (yet another proof that cats are evil).

 

[Lady Chloe]

Thou art banned, for I cannot focus on my homework!

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for I have no homework. At least, none that is due until Thursday.

 

[Glenburne]

Thou art banned for thy luck, and for stirring mine heart to envy.

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for I am not sure how it happened, but I'm glad it did.

 

[Glenburne]

Thou hast no homework. I have homework coming out from mine auditory cavities. The jealousy maketh me desire to force thee to babysit Sushi for a day...but I resist, and hereby ban thee instead.

 

[Lady Chloe]

Thou art banned, for we both have homework.

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for I want popcorn.

 

[Lady Chloe]

Thou art banned, 'cause I am full...

 

[amdd97]

thou art banned, because I still feel sick

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for I am cold.

 

[Lady Chloe]

Thou art banned, for I was up late last night!

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for my tongue is sore, and I know not why.

 

[Glenburne]

Thou art banned, for 'tis from watching Doctor Who, the source of all the evils in this modern age.

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

You're banned because I should have done homework.