You're Banned! II

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for I get to sleep in tomorrow.

 

[Eustace C. Scrubb]

You are banned because I envy your sleep allotments. I have to get up tomorrow.

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for I'm done with classes for the week.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

You're banned because I had a snow day today. On the third day of spring.

 

[Rainshadow]

Thou-eth art-eth banned-eth, for-eth yesterday-eth it-eth snowed-eth. The-eth first-eth day-eth of-eth spring-eth and-eth it-eth snowed-eth!

Eth.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

You're banned because TDL won't show my avvie.

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for thy problem hast apparently been fixed.

 

[amdd97]

Thou art banned for I have no reason for banning today.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

You're banned because I went driving today.

 

[Eustace C. Scrubb]

You are banned because I like Jimmy Stewart.

 

[Rainshadow]

Thou-eth art-eth banned-eth, for-eth Skyfall-eth made-eth me-eth mad-eth. WHY-ETH?!?!?!?!

Eth.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

You're banned because anger leads to hate and hate leads to the Dark Side.

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for I got The Hobbit today.

 

[Eustace C. Scrubb]

You are banned because after reading that last post, I'm jealous now.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

You're banned because I just keep chanting, "Europe, Europe, Europe... castle, castle, castle..." to myself t help keep the jealousy away.

 

[Glenburne]

Thou art banned, for I await the extended edition before I buy The Hobbit, assuming that the extended edition turns out to be worth it.

AND USE THOU THY SHAKESPEARE, FOR WEEPING ALOUD!

 

[Rainshadow]

Thou-eth art-eth banned-eth, for-eth when-eth I-eth read-eth 'weeping'-eth, I-eth thought-eth of-eth this-eth:

 

[Glenburne]

*bangeth head against wall*

Thou art banned for even symbolizing such a thing. *muttereth* Doctor Who fans....

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned for thy aversion to Doctor Who fans.

 

[amdd97]

Thou art banned for Doctor Who returns in four days!!!