Gimli has been holding out on me, I didn't know it was a custom of the dwarves to paint thier toe nails. XD
*The Mouth of Sauron appears*
Arwen: What is he doing here?
Aragorn: Punishment.
Arwen: Huh?
Aragorn: Sauron got tired of his incessant talking, so he sent him here to eat, hoping it would shut him up.
Arwen: Ah..
*Arwen stares at MOS massive mouth*
Arwen: You really should see a dentist.
MOS: I'm scheduled to see Dr. Gothmog wednesday. Apparently I need filling. XD