1000 Ways You're Addicted to Narniafans...Part II

565. When you are so very grateful for the rescue of the post count, which is always getting off!
 
562. When they say, "wouldn't it be nice if we could invite 'insert NF member's name here'?" :p
 
561. When you find nothing unusual in the Four Stages of Insanity*

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*The Four Stages of Insanity:
(1.) Talks to self.
(2.) Argues with self.
(3.) Loses arguments to self.
(4.) Is no longer speaking to self.
 
558. When you find yourself spending the whole morning trying to explain the duffer objects- both new and old- to your 10 year old brother. (he didn't get any of it... 42 was especially hard to explain, even with references to the book)
 
556. This is pathetic. I am gone for seven days, and no one else has posted any addictions?? ('cept mf. You know, in such cases double posting is allowed.)
 
That wasn't an addiction . . .

But anyways, MF's was too great to be topped. ;) (All right, all right. I apologize.)

555. You are sure this addiction has some significance.

554. You actually feel guilty when you don't post in this thread for a bit. :eek:
 
MUST... NOT.... FEEL.... GUILTY!!!!!!!!

Uhh, Uhh

553. You spend tons of time making sigs for people on Narniafans(eh, guilty, kind of. I made my own sig! :p )
552. You start spending more time on this forum. (True, I think my Avatar obsession is dying a bit. :( )
551. You call in sick from work/school/any other activity just so that you can spend more time on here. (not guilty)
550. You can't wait to get on this site when you get home! ( think we're all guilty of this one. :rolleyes: )
 
549. you crawl in the dust because you feel so guilty you didn't post.
548. you find a porcupine in the dust and completely forget to post for the next week because you're busy bathing the porcupine, taking the porcupine for dinner, dressing the procupine up, singing songs with the porcupine, playing tabletennis with the porcupine... there's so much to do!
547. you crawl in the dust again because you feel so guilty you didn't post for a week.
546. you find a chunk of cheese in the dust and completely forget to post for the next week because cf. #548
545. this circle repeats itself until you are eaten by gg.
544. when you sit in gg's stomach crying because she doesn't have internet connection.
543. when you donate blood with the one objective of making people mutate and become duffers once infiltrated with your blood. :D
 
536. When you have long internal debates about whether one of your addictions (or someone else's) really qualifies as an addiction--

535. When you think of addictions while doing your physics homework.

534. When certain variables make you think of people you know. Hb, for example, or TG, DR, MF . . . you get the idea.
 
530. When you have a list of addictions taped beside your bed.

529. When you sleep with a can of CW beneath your pillow.

528. When you can think of any number of obssessive compulsions, but for the sake of the sanity of fellow TDLs, you refrain from posting them in that Socratic thread.
 
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