1000 Ways You're Addicted to Narniafans...Part II

526. When you almost asked your grandfather whether he was a duffer because he once mentioned Cheese Whiz in a random conversation. (the question was on the tip of my tongue when I suddenly remembered that he has no internet access.) (I would have anyway, but I remembered that the word "duffer" has quite a different meaning in "real life." I didn't want a scolding by my parents. Give me a cliff anyday.)

525. When you wonder whether you should sue Kraft Foods for violation of copyright for their use of the phrase CW.
 
518. When you wonder whether you are inside or outside the blackhole.

517. When you wonder whether you've been eaten by GG yet.

516. When you wonder whether the blackhole and GG are connected. Maybe they're cousins!
 
515. When you think of the possibility that GG's stomach is in fact the black hole.
514. When you realize that physics was in fact right, nothing can escape the black hole.
513. When you wonder if Derny knows...
512. When the 'thank you for logging in, <name>' has in fact been replaced with 'you promised you wouldn't come back, what more do i have to do??'
 
509. You evaluation posts in this thread for their resemblance to addictions.

508. You have posted non-additions yourself, though.

507. You lurk on NF constantly...*muhahaha*
 
507。When you sit there staring at the screen when nobody's on.

506。When you randomly decide to do the duffer quiz again...

505。When you've read all the addictions on all the addiction threads.

504。You feel like you've betrayed the forum if you can't think of an addiction.

503。When you can recite the last 200 addictions, in the correct order.

502。When you can remember posting them...

501。...and grinning like an idiot to yourself.

500。When you know which of the above addictions are quotes, which aren't, and who posted the original ones.

499。When you post a number of addictions just to give yourself the satisfaction of "we're in the 400s!" even though your really really should be in bed. *yawn*
 
LOL--I recognise a bunch of those . . . :D

This is the general theory of NF:
489 => alive + me = on NF

488. When you know which of the above addictions are quotes, which aren't, and who posted the original ones. :D
 
484. When you feel like a walking addiction.
483. When you tell your psychologist the above.
482. When he believes you.
481. When he prescribes medicine as a result.
480. When he isn't surprised that you push the medicine off a cliff.
 
475. You have a deep seated fear of losing any threads on NF...

474. Said fear is akin to that which you might feel at the loss of a family member (yes, I am exaggerating--just want to make sure that's clear!)

473. Your roommate is in search of a green sticker, and hopes to find said sticker by falling off a cliff that doesn't put you back on top, rather landing you on a green sticker.
 
472。When #473 sounds like a wonderful idea! Maybe I should try it some time.

471。When you are posting addictions instead of doing your homework. :eek:
 
Miss Freckles said:
470. when you remember derny's first dernhelm avatar.

469. and her former siggy with the c.s.lewis quote.
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Wow, that's an addition now? :eek: But I doubt anyone remembers my very first avatar. ;)

468. You post in this thread regularly.

467. You have some of your best friends on here!

466. You know there are far more important things than having a life.

465. You know that the red and blue pills are to be avoided.
 
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