1000 Ways You're Addicted to Narniafans...Part II

407. Her full name hath been formerly spoken as Queen Elizabeth I, but, through the lovingkindness of her subjects, she hath been fondly dubbed Good Queen Bess.
406. If thou joinest her detractors in calling her Bloody Bess, thou shalt be thrown into the Tower of London until the end of thy miserable days.
 
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383. *stares at Lossy's dot*
382. When you won't leave TDL even though you're the only member on.
381. Where are all you people?! *bangs head on desk* *yelps*
380. On second thought, don't do what I did in 381. Your roommates may start to wonder about you...
 
379) I still stand firm for the glorious cause of the Dwarves in "Duffers," even when everybody else has gone the shallow fashionable way of siding with the boringly slick Elves.
 
375. When you are offended at 379 because Elves write better poetry, while Dwarf poetry doesn't appear in LOTR at all.
374. When you are also offended at 379 because one of your multiple personalities is an Elf--a baby Elf, who has not learned to be slick, and is only boring to those who dislike peppermint sticks and lemon cookies.
 
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