1000 Ways You're Addicted to Narniafans...Part II

361. When you believe 362 should be reported to a mod, because Lossy is off-topic by banning someone in a place other than the "You're Banned!" thread.
 
360。Haven't you learned that there is nothing off-topic in the land of the duffers? On-topic is what should be reported. *reports Glen for staying on topice* (what name do you usually prefer? I've asked this before, but I've fogotten . . . :eek:)
 
Just Glen is fine, or Glennie if you prefer (that second name is courtesy of Mozart). Just not Dr. Byrne. Please.

359. When you worry about being called by the name of one of your multiple personalities, because your multiple personality disorder comes and goes in spurts.
 
356。When you remember the first days of the IA thread . . . good times.
355。When you remember yesterday . . . good times.
354。When all days on TDL are . . . good times.
 
346. When you wake up in the morning, and the first thing you do is to get on TDL.

345. When you wake to see a green lawn outside your window that reminds you constantly of your mission in non-life.
 
344. When you tell your teacher that you didn't write the paper because you were too busy knocking someone off a cliff.
343. When your teacher reports you to the police as a murderer.
342. When you tell the police that the evidence is all on one website.
341. When the police look and unexpectedly devote themselves to the shiny trash can.
340. When the entire police department in your hometown is fired, because everyone is wasting time playing with butter knives (as opposed to making the town money by handing out parking tickets).
 
339。When you notice that Glennie stopped at a nice round number.

338。When you think all cops and thieves should devote their time to playing with butter knives, thus there will be no crime.

337。When you think that's what the mob would do to, instead of chasing duffers out of cities.
 
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