1000 Ways You're Addicted to Narniafans...Part II

275. When it makes your day to see that the old record for most people on in a day has been beaten. *chants* 151! 151!
 
273。when you eat the "part II" of the thread.

272。When you once had a whole sea-battle within your avvie.

271。When the walls refuse to talk to you because you were sharing your cookie with the doorknob (the walls and doorknob are eternal rivals, you see).

270。When you still remember the "quotation marks" for dialogue with the inanimate objects within the Insane Asylum cells.
 
269. When you remember the discussion about the validity of "When you remember ___" addictions.

268. When you don't really care as long as there are more addictions.

267. When you take great note of double posts, and are determined that this thread...
 
...will have three sets of double posts in a row. :p

266. When you miss the NF smily faces where ever you go!

265. Especially waldo.

264. When you have all your non-NF friends trained to know exactly what you mean when you post *waldo*... :D
 
260. When you have been infected by Lossy's addiction to the Count (or Countess).
259. So you are forced to post, just to save it. Or him. Or her.
 
256. :eek: To save the Count! (which is going down from 1,000, not up)
255. When you spoonfeed the sickening Count CW instead of chicken broth.
254. When you are haunted by the realization that your obsession with the Count is beginning to mirror Lossy's.
 
252。 When you consider starting a "You are Addicted to Fixing the Count (or Countess) when . . . " thread.

251。When you are glad that this obsession is contagious. :)

250。When you think maybe with someone to share the burden you'd be able to catch some sleep from now on.

249。And yet even when knowing someone shares your obsession, you must keep watch!

248。For such is your duffer duty to the Count (or Countess).

247。And Queen Derny has fixed the Count before.

246。D。i。a。D。
 
244. DIAD!
243.When you think that Derny is beginning to sound like a broken record that's being broken again.
242. When you think that a therapist could probably help her with that.
241. When you think Miss Freckles should be the therapist, since MF succeeded in fixing Lossy briefly.
240. When you are confident that Derny's denial of her Dufferness is only another form of Duffering, and therefore Derny's denial of her Dufferness only proves our point. :D
 
239。When you think we ought to start a thread: "1000 reasons Queen Derny is a duffer."

238。But the reasons are so blatantly obvious, we need not list it out.

237。When you steal Queen Derny's diadem.
 
236. When you feel your mission in life is complete, because the Count (or Countess) is finally going the way it is supposed to.
235. When you wonder if the Count has been getting lost in Derny's black hole.
 
234。Aha! That would explain so much!

233。And yet, we've already worked out that the Blackhole was GG's stomach.

232。GG, are you a culprit?

231。No, I think it's Glenburne's lawyer.

230。*fires lawyer*
 
What will I do without my lawyer? How am I supposed to sue Sopespian now? How am I supposed to deal with GG and her mobster? Who will keep me company while Sushi is being king of the world and my personalities are fighting each other? You have ruined my electronic life!

229. When you consider yourself to have an electronic life.
 
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