1000 Ways You're Addicted to Narniafans...Part II

336. When you reconsider 337, because the people in the mob would probably start attacking each other with butter knives, which could result in some serious puncture wounds.
335. When you know that puncture wounds could ultimately harm their sanity, because the hospital emergency room is dangerously close to the Insane Asylum.
334. When the thought of how aggressively the Asylum tends to proselytize used to give you nightmares, but it doesn't anymore, because you've converted. To insanity, that is.
 
331. When you become engaged to insanity.
330. When you attempt to marry insanity.
329. When the preacher tries to provide premarital counseling for you and your fiance, but your fiance ruins it by jabbering about cacti, cliffs, and butter knives.
 
224. When you dedicate your life to investigating why Lossy failed to post an addiction.
 
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323. When you point out that you did post addictions. 5 of them.

322. When you point out that Glennie has messed up the Count.

321. When you push Glen off a cliff.
 
320. When you fly back up and whalesplat Lossy.
319. When you think the spell checker has a serious problem, since it will not accept "whalesplat" as a word.
 
318. When you whales-splat Glen. (Note: whales=plural) :)

317. When you can look perfectly innocent even after whalessplatting someone.

316. When you have written an entry for "-splatting."
 
315. You do not look perfectly innocent! :mad: :p
314. When you wish you had posted on the Epitaph thread that used to be on Dufferland somewhere, because now you have been killed by multiple whales (dropped by Lossy), and no one knows what to put on your tombstone except "Rest in Pieces."
 
313。When some days TDL is all that keeps you going.

312。*whalesplats Glen's epitaph*

311。Queen Derny would say that she saw that coming. I can be very perdictable sometimes.
 
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311。Queen Derny would say that she saw that coming. I can be very perdictable sometimes.
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310. When your spelling is unfortunately not perdictable.... :rolleyes:
309. D.I.A.D. Need I say more?
308. When your electronic ghost comes out of the computer to haunt Lossy...because your electronic grave has been desecrated...and squirts Lossy with ghostly electronic CW....
 
My dear Queen, messing up the Count (or Countess)?

306。When you know perfectly well that non-addictions are very real addictions when in the hands of duffers (such as Queen Derny).

305。When the above statement in no way hints that #309 is not valid.

304。When you would defend #309 with your life!
 
303. When you wish C.S. Lewis had been a Duffer.
302. When you decide that the real moral of VDT is that all people should stop hiding their inner Dufferness.
301. When you don't care that your English teacher gave you an F on your paper arguing for 302.
300. When you feel like your life's mission has been accomplished, because you got the big 3-0-0.
 
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292。when you capatalized "Insane Asylum" in a paper you were writing. (I actually did, but luckily I caught that in time).

291。this is just so I can get down to the nice round numbers, and beyond.

290。*in Buzz Lightyear voice* to zero and beyond!
 
286. But cheese is.
285. When you think that your baby brother would be far cuter if he were a monopod....
 
284。。。。。。。。。。。

283。When you like little circles. :)

282。839718479284492835968576346

281。When you like numbers.
 
280. When you whalesplat Lossy for having little circles.
279. When you whalesplat Lossy's little circles.
278. Why do all of the addictions to Narniafans seem Dufferish?
 
277. When it bothers you that 278 is a question, not an addiction... *frowns* Hm...
 
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