1000 Ways You're Addicted to Narniafans...Part II

461。When you have a little notebook in which you jot down ideas for stories . . .

460。but have now dedicated it to addictions.

459。When you can keep track of 40 threads at a time.
 
454: when you post here after being away for about 4 months.
453: when you wonder if people remember you.
452: when you freak out because you might have missed some thread killers.
451: when you know you haven't or are obsessed enough to find out :D
 
450。When you wonder how lieke could wonder if people remember her.

449。when you wonder when we'll get to the three hundreds.

448。When you've had the honor of posting #0 on one of the threads. *is still giddy*

447。When you point out that lieke forgot the third thread . . .

446。And go off to dig it up.

445。when you've caught mf with capital "i"s before. :D
 
444. When you feel like banning all the inhabitants of Dufferland for not posting in the "Corrupt a Wish" thread more often...
443. When you're desperate enough to give desperately obvious hints....
442. When you start repeating yourself....
 
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448. When you have a Microsoft Word document that's 80 pages long, filled with exceptionally funny posts copied in from random threads.

449. When you randomly crack up over something funny someone said on TDL, and people give you weird looks.

500. When you constantly wonder if you're are aquainted with any TDL members in real life.
 
438。Honestly, people, we're counting DOWN here! The only reason we count "up" in the other thread is becaue we've reached the negatives.

437。WHen #500 (though it is acutally #439) is so true.
 
436. When Dufferish posts have so corrupted your brain that you can no longer count.
435. When, after being sent back to kindergarten to learn how to count, you attempt to tell your five-year-old classmates about cheese and trash cans and Waldo and gummy Elves.
434. When your five-year-old classmates start ignoring you because they believe that they are more mature than you, despite your being above a decade older.
 
432. When you half-expect Mewsie and her furry entourage to attack you.

431. When you scream "AAAH!TRAVELING TRIO!" whenever you see 3 suspicious-looking individuals wreaking havoc somewhere. :cool:
 
428. When you're almost glad not to have internet at home so that your family does not realize the depth of your addiction....
 
Glenburne said:
430. When you don't question the sanity of a person who would travel with Maugrim.
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I resent that! :eek:
Maugrim: *giggles into his paw*

427. When people at work call you crazy,you correct them by saying-"It's DUFFER!And that's SIR DUFFER to you!"

426. When you start stealing Cheese Whiz.

425. Or when you duck and run for cover whenever you see Cheese Whiz,thinking some of the Duffers will fight you for it if you dare get too close.
 
423. When you think spam is an art form.
422. When you get into an argument with your English teacher because the literature textbook she uses includes no examples of spam.
 
420. When thy spam hath been written in the fair form of Early Modern English.
419. When thou thinkest that thy very life dependeth upon that most illustrious institution of Dufferland--spam.
418. When thou believest that spam is not archliterature only, but hath the qualities of an institution.
 
417。When thy English Instructor is amazed at thy fluency in Shakespearean, though thou hast not read much Shakespeare at all!
 
416. When thou art driven mad by Lossendil's minute cirles, even when she speaketh in a manner worthy of our most honorable Queen Bess.
 
414. Good Queen Bess. Knowest thou her not? Or her mighty servant Sir Francis Drake? Thou hast spoken treason, and thou shalt have thy head severed from thee!
413. Or, in fairer language--whalesplat. *whalesplats Lossy*
 
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