There's a magazine, around a century old, called The New Yorker . It exists partly for the purpose of encouraging affluent New York City residents to feel superior to us country hicks, and encouraging us hicks to wish that we also could be cool, trendy urbanites. But one of its virtues is a generous quantity of clever, entertaining one-panel cartoons.
Not until a few days ago, in the waiting room of a medical office where I had a magnetic- resonance appointment, did I discover a completely unexpected additional virtue: The New Yorker is willing to give coverage to metal music. There wasn't much time for me to look at the article, but I saw one amusing morsel.
A member of the band Anthrax was quoted as remarking about the famous group Metallica. He said that Metallica was like the United States Marines: they're the first to get into the action, and the last to depart.