Ask a Telmarine!

How wonderful are Telmarines?

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Mozart the Meerkitten said:
.....and fifty three. Nine hundred years and fifty three days are how old my Time Machine ideas are. And six hours and fifty-three minutes and 12 seconds. (okay I made the seconds, hours and minutes up, just to be impressive.:p)
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Oh sorry, the Doctor is 900 and some years old. ;)
 
Gondorgirl said:
My dog is a girl, does that make a difference in your answer?

Have you seen any lightning bugs lately?

What about just plain old lightning?
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Yes. Take away her tree. (They make girl dogs, too?:eek:)

Nope.

Yes; it's been very stormy 'round here lately.

Mozart the Meerkitten said:
Do you know what a Doomfang is?
Did you know potatoes can cure deadly poisons?
What flavor is my blue piece of gum?
Why can sawgrass leave legitimate (meaning cat-scratch like) scratches on me?
Why are some dragons nice while others try to kill you?
Did you know that there's a giant spider behind you?
What would you do if you were hanging in a locked cage in a hall that was on fire and no one else was nearby? And you didn't have the key?
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No...
No. "Another order of french fries, please! Thank you! You just saved my life!";)
Blueberry.
Because it's smarter than the average grass.
Some wake up on the wrong side of the cave in the morning.
No; thanks for telling me!
Hope the hall was made of brick! Look for it!

The Spanish Inquisition said:
Why is CATS so catchy?
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It's not. It's really CATSchy. Or kitschy. Hmm...

Zella said:
Will I sleep better tonight than I did last night?

Do Telmarines like rain, or does it, too, remind them of the sea?

Do Telmarines like libraries?
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Yes.

Mmm... rain...

Mmm... libraries... books... :D
 
Who added the "sushi tags are common" tag?
What would you do if Miraz ordered you to inaugurate Sushi as a member of the Telmarine government?
 
More to the point--have Telmarines invented cars yet?
Do Telmarines invent anything good? I mean besides catapults intended to kill dwarfs, fauns, etc.
 
Why does the internet like to randomly cut out?

Is there a gnome sitting there with magical scissors cutting the internet?

How do I defeat said gnome?
 
Mrs Gil-Galad Took said:
Tell me Telmarine what are you watching on tv and are you really smart? I think the opposite *runs off as quicks as she can*
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I'm not watching anything on TV! Of course I'm really smart... I got a good ACT score...

Glenburne said:
Who added the "sushi tags are common" tag?
What would you do if Miraz ordered you to inaugurate Sushi as a member of the Telmarine government?
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Probably Sushi.
Kill Miraz (duh!).

Mrs Gil-Galad Took said:
Can telmarines actually drive cars? I heard they have difficulties with the speed and brake pedals :D
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Yes. Not the speed, just the brake. It seems to have a problem working sometimes.

Glenburne said:
More to the point--have Telmarines invented cars yet?
Do Telmarines invent anything good? I mean besides catapults intended to kill dwarfs, fauns, etc.
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No, some Henry Ford dude did that. But we did invent catapults.

Oh, yes. Just last year a Telmarine invented what he calls "air conditioning". It's designed to keep castles cool in the summer.

Gondorgirl said:
Why does the internet like to randomly cut out?

Is there a gnome sitting there with magical scissors cutting the internet?

How do I defeat said gnome?
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It's a conspiracy!

No, it's just your imagination.

You fight him in Nome, Alaska. He hates it when his name is misspelled.
 
The Spanish Inquisition said:
What does Dylan's "Desolation Row" mean?
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I have no idea.

Zella said:
Why did you take the ACT instead of the SAT?

Didn't you already do that?

Do Telmarines use bookmarks?
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'Cause I felt like it. (Actually, that's kind of a long story...)

Yes, I did already kill Miraz. But if I had to do it again, I would. :rolleyes:

Not often...

HighKingPeterMagnificent said:
Do Telmarines like Shakespeare?
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not Sh...Sh...Shakespeare!!! I can't stand him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
"When you say 'Dylan', he thinks you're talkin' about 'Dylan Thomas' - whoever he was. The man ain't got no culture!"

(100 points to whoever gets that allusion!)

(This has to do with Telmarines. Honest. I'll explain how shortly.)
 
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