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:eek: Somebody stole my idea! I must sue them!:p *runs off to get a lawyer*

As for the questions....

Who should my lawyer be?
Can you answer the Question Song?
Have you ever gone between on a dragon?
Umm... The first ever episode of Doctor Who aired in 1963. So technically you stole their idea. :D

And now I'll get this thread back on track with a question to Sopes:
Why is it so hard to come up with original ideas?
 
How do you keep a telmarine busy (see below)?




How do you keep a telmarine busy (see above)?

Your post is like the piece of paper that says "See other side" on both sides.

Mike:

If there is poison ivy back in the woods should I continue to take my dog for walks back there?

Should I try to bike to church?

Should I see if there actually is a dragon living in the quarry between me and the church?

No! If you do, I will call PETA.

Yes, it's good exercise.

Naw, dragons don't live in quarries; they live on islands.

Why do Telmarines like answering questions?

And why do you give all those silly answers? Maybe you're a Duffer in hiding?

'Cause it means we get attention. :D

Naw, I don't hide from things (expect waterfalls).

Who should my lawyer be?
Can you answer the Question Song?
Have you ever gone between on a dragon?

Snoopy!
The what?
No, I've never personally met a dragon.

Why is it so hard to come up with original ideas?

Because original ideas are always coming up with you. :D

Is having friends ever going to be non-complicated?

Yes, when the stars fall and pigs fly.
 
:eek: Somebody stole my idea! I must sue them!:p *runs off to get a lawyer*

As for the questions....

Who should my lawyer be?
Can you answer the Question Song?
Have you ever gone between on a dragon?

Don't get Glen's lawyer.

Why don't you change people's names anymore?

How many fingers am I holding up?

Are you having a good day?
 
So there you are having your own thread now eh :D

Eh what would you do if I break into the Castle or in your house and steal away all the trophees you won during war and battles? Don't think you are going to stop me because I will bite you :p
 
since I am getting married, I am constantly thinking about weddings.

what types of wedding traditions do telmarines have?
 
What initiated thy obsession with Telmarines?

Their grandeur, displayed in the PC movie.

Do Telmarines watch TVs,

go to the movies,

or eat popcorn?

Yes.
No.
No.

How do I get my dog to STOP BARKING??

How do I get the Badger song out of my head?

Follow up to first question: Is whining better or worse than barking?

Take away his tree.

Put Blake Shelton's "Honey Bee" in it.

Worse. Which doesn't stop me, however. :D

Riddle me this, Telmarine:

Do you have musical theater in Telmar?

No, we outlawed that after complaints of it producing insanity.

Why do you hide from waterfalls?

They remind us of the sea!

Why don't you change people's names anymore?

How many fingers am I holding up?

Are you having a good day?

But I do! I just changed yours :D

More than negative one and fewer than eleven.

Yes, thank you!

Eh what would you do if I break into the Castle or in your house and steal away all the trophees you won during war and battles? Don't think you are going to stop me because I will bite you :p

Eek! Vanessa is coming! Close the drawbridge! Run and get my armor! Make sure it's teethproof!

since I am getting married, I am constantly thinking about weddings.

what types of wedding traditions do telmarines have?

You don't say!

We traditionally have simple weddings, that are easy on the budget and heavy on the food.
 
And so is the Doctor. XD

.....and fifty three. Nine hundred years and fifty three days are how old my Time Machine ideas are. And six hours and fifty-three minutes and 12 seconds. (okay I made the seconds, hours and minutes up, just to be impressive.:p)



Do you know what a Doomfang is?
Did you know potatoes can cure deadly poisons?
What flavor is my blue piece of gum?
Why can sawgrass leave legitimate (meaning cat-scratch like) scratches on me?
Why are some dragons nice while others try to kill you?
Did you know that there's a giant spider behind you?
What would you do if you were hanging in a locked cage in a hall that was on fire and no one else was nearby? And you didn't have the key?
 
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