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How wonderful are Telmarines?

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Anna Pendleton said:
Aww! I have an adopted aunt and uncle. :D


Wait? So I am tasty now? ...explain sir!
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Well, maybe to a cannibal, which I am not. My real point was to emphasize the tastiness of Pop-tarts! Not being 'half so tasty as a Pop-tart' doesn't make you tasty, it just means that even if you were tasty, you wouldn't be half so tasty as a Pop-tart!
 
Sopespian said:


Well, maybe to a cannibal, which I am not. My real point was to emphasize the tastiness of Pop-tarts! Not being 'half so tasty as a Pop-tart' doesn't make you tasty, it just means that even if you were tasty, you wouldn't be half so tasty as a Pop-tart!
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Oh...I'm...uh...flattered? :rolleyes::confused: lol :D


Do you really like pop tarts?
 
Anna Pendleton said:
Do you live in a castle?
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Yes! It's quite fascinating!:D

Mozart the Meerkitten said:
why don't I like stringy spaghetti?
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I don't know, but here's a story a cat lover such as yourself will appreciate.

One night our family had spaghetti for dinner. When my mom strained it in the sink, one strand got loose and stuck to the cabinet door under the sink. Well, our cat came over and started to play with the spaghetti. She batted at it, sliced it with her claws, and almost succeeded in dragging int to the floor. That night CC (Cute & Cuddly) got her first taste of spaghetti. :D
 
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Will you write all my graduation thank you notes for me?

What should I do with my newly acquired Time Machine?
 
Sopespian said:

I don;t know, but here's a story a cat lover such as yourself will appreciate.

One night our family had spaghetti for dinner. When my mom strained it in the sink, one strand got loose and stuck to the cabinet door under the sink. Well, our cat came over and started to play with the spaghetti. She batted at it, sliced it with her claws, and almost succeeded in dragging int to the floor. That night CC (Cute & Cuddly) got her first taste of spaghetti.
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haha, that's funny. Though not as funny as the time one of our former Bengal cats, Sanga (we sold him but had him for a couple months while he grew up) stole pizza! My mom witnessed him dragging a piece of pizza (which he had stolen from the box itself) off the counter and onto the floor!:eek::p

Gondorgirl said:
What should I do with my newly acquired Time Machine?
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I'm going to steal it, so whatever you do with it it had better be quick!:p:D
 
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