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How wonderful are Telmarines?


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Sushi is not an animal, so you are not permitted to put him next to your mashed potatoes in gravy. He is a Talking Beast (except he doesn't usually talk, although he does write a lot), so you may not kill and eat him. It would be cannibalism. Your don't want to be like the Gentle Giants at Harfang, do you? (Well, you probably do. Just remember, if you act like them, my lawyer will ship you off to them, and they don't stop with eating mad buffaloes.)

Plus, if you kill him--that is, succeed in keeping him dead--you will be robbing the world of a genius.

Do you like Sushi's operas or his writings better?
Do you prefer dogs, cats, or Taz?
Are you really soapy? One of the tags on this thread seems to insinuate it.
Are you the one who added the sopespian>sushi tag?
If Mr. Green is a Telmarine, why is he singing "This Land Is Your Land"? And if he has to sing American songs, couldn't he sing one of the really admirable ones, like "The Nothing Song" or "Michael Finnegan"?
 
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
 
Do you like Sushi's operas or his writings better?
Do you prefer dogs, cats, or Taz?
Are you really soapy? One of the tags on this thread seems to insinuate it.
Are you the one who added the sopespian>sushi tag?
If Mr. Green is a Telmarine, why is he singing "This Land Is Your Land"? And if he has to sing American songs, couldn't he sing one of the really admirable ones, like "The Nothing Song" or "Michael Finnegan"?

Writings, definitely.
Cats.
Not when I'm done drying my hands.
What gave you that idea? *looks around innocently*
'Cause he wants to. :D
No.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

A lot. Enough for a GEICO commercial.

He ate it; duh!
 
Ah..... *continues plotting to steal the Time Machine*
I'd have to tweak it of course to make it like the one I've imagined....(it takes you back in time AND it can take you to other Worlds!:D:p)

Mewsie. That's what the TARDIS does.



Mike:

If there is poison ivy back in the woods should I continue to take my dog for walks back there?

Should I try to bike to church?

Should I see if there actually is a dragon living in the quarry between me and the church?
 
Why do Telmarines like answering questions?

And why do you give all those silly answers? Maybe you're a Duffer in hiding? :D
 
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