Ask a Telmarine!

How wonderful are Telmarines?

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Why didn't you come to my graduation?

Isn't the sky supposed to blue? It's gray here.

If I ask a question in Elvish, will you answer it?
 
Anna Pendleton said:
Ah, I see...do Telmarines like to...eat ice cream?!
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Yes! It is magnificient!

The Spanish Inquisition said:
Telmarine:

What makes Neil Patrick Harris so cute?
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I don't know. My ignorance probably results from the fact that I don't see him that way.:rolleyes:

Gondorgirl said:
I really like your sister. Can you introduce us sometime?

Why do animals look so relaxed when they're sleeping?

Have you ever tried to sleep on a bus?

Would you like a cup of tea?
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I'd love to!

Because they are.

No, but I imagine it's very difficult.

Yes, why, thank you!

Liz said:
Why did Telmarines invade Narnia in the first place?

Are Telmarines afraid of rivers as well as the sea? If you are, how do you then get water for your baths?
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'Cause those annoying Pevensies had just left and we're real opportunistic. :D

Again, we use our servants. They are fearless.

PrinceOfTheWest said:
Telmarines don't take baths (see hygienic question.)
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While it's true that we don't take baths, we do take showers.

Zella said:
Why didn't you come to my graduation?

Isn't the sky supposed to blue? It's gray here.

If I ask a question in Elvish, will you answer it?
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Because I didn't know where it was!

It's supposed to be blue? :eek: It's always gray in Telmar!

No, sorry. Only English, please.
 
Anna Pendleton said:
Mike...I mean...Sopespian ;)

Why did you choose to be from Telmar?
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Well, that's a long story. When I first joined TDL, I wanted to be a character from Narnia, and I thought Edmund, my real favorite, had to be too common. I mean, everybody had to have Edmund. But the way I saw it, no one else would be named Sopespian, so if I were named that, it would be unique. I was impressed by his character in PC (the movie) and the Telmarine culture (not to mention that beautiful castle). It was a name that stuck out and didn't get lost among dozens of similar names.

(100% serious answer:D)
 
Sopespian said:


Well, that's a long story. When I first joined TDL, I wanted to be a character from Narnia, and I thought Edmund, my real favorite, had to be too common. I mean, everybody had to have Edmund. But the way I saw it, no one else would be named Sopespian, so if I were named that, it would be unique. I was impressed by his character in PC (the movie) and the Telmarine culture (not to mention that beautiful castle). It was a name that stuck out and didn't get lost among dozens of similar names.

(100% serious answer:D)
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Great reason! ;) I chose mine because...umm...okay, here will be my question!

Why do you think I chose my username? ;)
 
Gondorgirl said:
Yes, it is.

Do you ever listen to the same song over and over and over again?

Why does mowing the grass hurt my fingers so much?
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Not commonly, unless it's one I really love. :D Like Mr. Green's rendition of "This Land Is Your Land.":D

Because you're trying to mow it with a butcher knife! Stop abusing the poor knife and pull out a lawnmower, for crying out loud! ;)
 
Gondorgirl said:
I predicted the substance of that answer, are you impressed?
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Yes! But I'm also disappointed... I must be getting too predictable. :(

*muttering* Must defeat monster of predictability... must defeat monster of predictability... must defeat monster of predictability... must defeat monster of predictability... :eek:
 
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