Ask a Telmarine!

How wonderful are Telmarines?

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Zella said:
What kind of music do Telmarines like?

What is the population of Telmar?
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Country and Classical. :D

Exactly the population of Indianapolis. In other words, 829,718 (as of the last census).

Glenburne said:
If I recall correctly, they like country music.

Because, if Telmarine intelligence is measurable by Telmarine grammar, the former is somewhat lacking.

Why do Telmarines hate Sushi? What did he ever do to deserve it? *sniffles* *hugs Sushi*
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Correct, Glenburne! ;)

Oops. What an embarrasing typo. :eek:

It's his name resemblance to a despicable type of food.
 
The poor buffalo can't help his name! What do you think, that he named himself? He was named...by someone. He appeared to VL one day, already named, so I wouldn't know who.

Why do you persecute creatures with names that you dislike?

Are you sushi-phobic? (Not Sushi-phobic.)
 
Do Telmarines like Mr. Bond? :cool:

Why is Caspian X so much nicer, and much better looking, than the rest of ýou? :D (Just wonder ;))
 
Glenburne said:
The poor buffalo can't help his name! What do you think, that he named himself? He was named...by someone. He appeared to VL one day, already named, so I wouldn't know who.

Why do you persecute creatures with names that you dislike?

Are you sushi-phobic? (Not Sushi-phobic.)
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Oops, I missed your query, Glen.

No, but he could use his middle name.

Because that's just how I roll. :D

No, but that doesn't mean I like it.
 
Sopespian said:

No, but he could use his middle name.
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He doesn't have one. And that's not his fault, either.

Why do Telmarines assume that everyone has a middle name?

Why do you have to associate Sushi with sushi? Or is this just another stage in your eternal campaign against confessed Duffers (that is, those not in denial)?
 
Glenburne said:
He doesn't have one. And that's not his fault, either.

Why do Telmarines assume that everyone has a middle name?

Why do you have to associate Sushi with sushi? Or is this just another stage in your eternal campaign against confessed Duffers (that is, those not in denial)?
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Because Duffers assume that Telmarines assume that everyone has a middle name.

'Cause that's what he makes me think of!

Hey, just be glad it's a campaign and not a war.:D
 
I'm back, didja miss me? XD

Do you feel like a magic 8 ball yet with all these questions?
 
Liz said:
Is it true that you don't like Duffers? Why?! Explain yourself!!
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Duffers spam, talk about useless and insane things, and generally act like computer potatoes. At least in theory. Still improvising the theory... hmm...

MissReepicheep said:
Have you ever seen pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows?
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No, and I don't intend to. Sounds emasculating. :eek:

Gondorgirl said:
I looked at the first two seconds of that and got scared. Did you do the same thing, Mike?

Why do people say dogs' mouths are cleaner than humans'?
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No, I didn't even bother looking at that. I'm here to answer the questions, not click on their links. :cool:

Because people are strange. Come to think of it, so are dogs... ;)

:D
 
What pathetically bad reasons for disliking Duffers! :rolleyes:

Eustace won his school's hygienic award two years running. Are Telmarines even more hygienic than Eustace?
 
Sopespian said:


No, and I don't intend to. Sounds emasculating. :eek:
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I'll vouch for you that it was extremely disturbing.

Have you ever been wished a happy Father's day?

Are you any good at flying kites?

Have you ever drowned a kite?
 
Sopespian said:

Hey, just be glad it's a campaign and not a war.:D
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Sushi wrote me a note in Greek the other day. After I had my lawyer translate it, it read, "This sure feels like war." He is currently composing an opera dramatizing your ill treatment of him. Proceeds from its first performance will go to the Sushi Foundation to protect the mad buffaloes of the future.

Will you go?
 
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