Attention-Deficit Roleplaying

The T-Rex then saw something like a gigantic ring standing upright on its edge. Part of the ring moved back and forth along its own circumference, and then something like a horizontal geyser of water shot out of it. The seeming geyser then became a sort of shimmering wall, which appeared to be inviting the dinosaur to squeeze through the ring.
 
Had the T-Rex ever watched television, he might have been able to figure out that this was in fact a Stargate, so he was sorely disappointed to find that when he stepped through he was not back on Isla Sorna, but in a strange world with a vague resemblence to ancient Egypt!
 
Ignoring the continuity of several of the previous posts, Magneto decided he was sick and tired of eating plain old hamburgers and said he wanted to put cheese in them, thus inventing cheeseburgers. However, the cheese, being no metal, was resistant to Magneto's mental powers. He was getting frustrated of the cheese not obeying his psychic commands and was desperate to try his new creation by any means, so he decided he was going to let Cheezerella DeVil into the evil clan. This proved tricky to say the least. Several of the clan members were unhappy with Magneto's decision because Cheezerella was not a mutant. Magneto quieted them all by letting the disgruntled mutants try a Cheeseburger Combo with Curly Fries.... super sized, of course. Cheezerella was in.
 
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....attempted to pick his teeth with the Goa'uld's energy-staff. The resultant blast knocked out five of the dinosaur's upper teeth.
 
Cheezerella's first act in the evil mutant clan was to make all the mutants take off their silly boots and wash their feet because when she first showed up to their headquarters, she thought that someone had spilled moldy Parmesan on the carpet. Cheezerella quickly donned her hazmat suit, collected all the dirty socks, and set them on fire. Boy! Were the mutants upset! Many of them, upon seeing their feet clean for the first time in the glow of the bonfire, decided right then and there that Cheezerella was really more evil than all of them combined.
 
-a female tyrannosaurus! It was love at first sight, and the two dinosaurs ran back into the stargate, this time finding themselves in a tropical jungle, where they lived happily ever after.
THE END

Back on earth in 1957, Marty McFly was running from Biff Tannen, when-
 
Suddenly, Daffy Duck (as "The Scarlet Pumpernickel") got into a thrilling swordfight with Sylvester the Cat (as whatever his villain character was called in that classic Warner Brothers cartoon).
 
Peppy Hare's candy store was a big hit with his pilot buddies from the Armada. Many of them came over to buy candy to send to their families back home. Many of the families who lived in the nearby base and headquarter buildings would make a day of it when visiting the store. Most of the children loved the rabbit-shaped candy and you could usually see them unwrapping them and biting the ears off even before they were out of the store. But the most popular item with many of the fly boys were the Krishna Lollipops in the orange wrappers. It was a funny thing to see those though pilot guys coming out of the store dancing like teenage girls and chanting nonsense while sucking on the silly things.
 
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Matters came to a head one morning after the commanding officer of the base had spent a whole morning eating Krishna Lollipops. This would not have been a problem except at that moment the President of the United States had occasion to telephone him on a most urgent matter. When he answered the phone, the base commander started chanting gibberish. The President flew into a rage and...
 
which, in combination with all the other chants, singing, music and dancing going on, attracted the attention of the local council who, being a bunch of killjoys not to mention jobsworths, put a stop to it all by sending
 
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