Attention-Deficit Roleplaying

A lonely Dromaeosaurus wandered by on a lonely mission. It didn't matter to him if anyone knew of his mission. It was HIS mission, and he would very likely never be mentioned again on this topic. His path just happened to take him through the topic.
 
Blue the velociraptor (who was lonely because her whole pack died at the hands of Indominus Rex) met up with the lonely dromaeosaurus and asked (in raptor language), "Can I join you on your lonely mission?"
 
Rexie ( the T-Rex in the original JP and Jurassic World) offered to come with Blue and the lonely Dromaeosaurus.Mainly as she had nothing else to do and had kind of become best buddies after narrowly surviving the battle against the I-Rex together.
 
The Dromaeosaurus (who decided to shorten his name to Drome) said (in the dinosaur language) that of course the other two could come with him. He even told them his mission.

He was hungry, and was looking for a nice, juicy Triceratops to eat.
 
However before they could get any further that very familiar spoiled little princess came upon them and decided since she always got her way that Blue was going to be her new "pony". However, she was not Owen Grady and did not have the bond of respect and trust that she should as she yelled "Mush you stupid lizard!" and kicked her spurs into Blue's side.
 
Some of the penguins from the Sixties movie of "Mary Poppins" came by to offer the dinosaurs a dessert after the obnoxious would-be princess had been devoured bones and all.
 
Rexie was in the mood for a nice lime sorbet (being the eldest dinosaur at Jurassic World she preferred something a little bit softer and less rich), while Blue preferred the taste of a nice French silk pie. The Dromeasuarus ordered cheesecake.

They all wanted tea with their dessert. They may be carnivores, but they still were civilized about such things.
 
The penguin waiters brought out everything requested. A minute or two later, one of the penguins noticed a lawyer approaching from a distance. Hurrying quietly to him, she warned him that he had better go someplace else, _especially_ if he needed to use a toilet.
 
The lawyer, it just so happens, was sent by the parents of obnoxious spoiled pre-teen girl who believed she was a princess. The parents planned to file suit against the dinosaurs for a "wrongful death claim". The lawyer did not heed the words of the penguins but brazenly approached the dinosaurs, knowing that if he won the case he would no doubt be on a fast track to a seat in congress, and then a year later the road to the White House.
 
Sven-El said:
The lawyer, it just so happens, was sent by the parents of obnoxious spoiled pre-teen girl who believed she was a princess. The parents planned to file suit against the dinosaurs for a "wrongful death claim". The lawyer did not heed the words of the penguins but brazenly approached the dinosaurs, knowing that if he won the case he would no doubt be on a fast track to a seat in congress, and then a year later the road to the White House.
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Copperfox intervened here, taking advantage of the chaotic nature of attention-deficit roleplay. Since one post is allowed to contradict another, Copperfox simply wrote that the stupid "princess" was restored to life, so that the lawyer could not use her for self-promotion.

 
The lawyer stormed off in a huff, sad that his road to power had been thwarted. Unfortunatly he went the wrong way and fell into the lagoon of the mosasaurus. He was never seen again. All he left behind him was a flyer for an upcoming conference for an international consortium of lawyers and politicians.
 
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The three dinosaurs decided they would go visit this conference of the international consortium of lawyers and politicians as it sounded like a very nice all you can eat buffet.
 
Copperfox knew that, in this meeting of thousands of politicians and lawyers, there were some who deserved to live. So, turning into Grey Eagle, he carried all six of them away to safety.
 
The other ones that deserved to live decided not to attend as they had more important things to do with their time, in the case of the politicians it was doing the job they were elected to do. For the lawyers it was being a voice for victims of heinous crimes.
 
When the dinosaurs devoured the crooks at the gathering, the first television reporters to hear about it made up a story that the killings had been committed by a right-wing death-squad trying to establish a hate-preaching Christian theocracy.
 
The story never got to air, as the dinosaurs ate those reporters and destroyed their news vans to the point it would take decades to sift through everything.
 
Meanwhile, Obi-Wan Kenobi was looking forward to being in some new movies. "Hopefully, I'll find out that a few other Jedi survived someplace after all, meaning that Master Yoda and I weren't wasting our time when we put out that galaxy-wide alert for surviving Jedi to stay away from Coruscant."

The spirit of Qui-Gon Jinn remarked to Obi-Wan, "And I hope that they'll come up with a believable explanation for why Yoda had you bring Luke to Tattooine, a planet _known_ to Darth Vader, instead of taking Luke to someplace which _didn't_ have any associations to attract Vader's attention."
 
A Star Wars fan rolled his eyes. "It's all in the new comic books and TV show," he said. "Ben took Luke to Tatooine because Darth Vader would never go back there. He hates that place. And at least two Jedi survived Order 66-- Kanan Jarrus and Ahsoka Tano."

Everyone was annoyed at him for being a know-it-all.
 
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