Corrupt a Wish Game (Please Do Not Delete)

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Granted, but you spend all your time, wishing, So the magical potential in the world gets dangerously low. This creates an imbalance between the fairies and the leprechauns, who start a war which destroys the entire world. You are left standing
on a chunk of rock out in space, falling slowly toward the sun.

I wish I had no school.
 
Granted, so you are an illiterate dunce for the rest of your life, shunned by society and driven into the gutter. Of course.

I wish I liked spinach better.
 
Granted. You like it so much that the only thing you will eat is spinach nonstop. Soon you burst from eating so much, and since it was all spinach, the city turns into a green world of spinach.

I wish I could figure out if I would get in trouble for silly string and how to use it on Anmdrew's locker w/out making a mess.
 
Granted, but communists take it over and find some fault in you and have you executed.

I wish I was awesome at grammer.
 
Granted, but now you are so smart you can tell what people want to say and beat them to the chase and say it before them. You answer every question, even if it is not directed to you, within mere seconds. Soon, no one likes you anymore and you find yourself without friends.
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I wish I didn't have research to be doing.
 
Granted, but since you (with your eagle powers) can see distant objects so well, you cannot see anything near you so you always walk straight into stuff. *sigh* But that means that no one ever wants to be near you, or leave their things near you. You go mad from the isolation, take over and destroy the world, are despised by all mankind, and finally revolted against. You end your life by being burned at the stake for your crimes.

I wish I didn't have to live under your mad rule.
 
Lady of Lorien said:
Granted, but since you (with your eagle powers) can see distant objects so well, you cannot see anything near you so you always walk straight into stuff. *sigh* But that means that no one ever wants to be near you, or leave their things near you. You go mad from the isolation, take over and destroy the world, are despised by all mankind, and finally revolted against. You end your life by being burned at the stake for your crimes.

I wish I didn't have to live under your mad rule.
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Granted, but once you move into someone else's rule they'll be even madder.

I wish I could play Oblivion on my computer.
 
Granted...but you are...'obliviate-'ed I.E., you lose your memory. Which means you forget how to walk, eat, talk, and most importantly come to TDL!

I wish I could put more smileys in a post... :eek: :p :mad: :eek:
 
Uhhh....*does math*....but that puts you in the era of not too much running water. You know you like running water...

I wish the mods hadn't banned me.
 
Granted, but no one likes you and because of that you just leave. Hard I know. :p

I wish... for a printer that would never run out of ink.
 
Granted, but it refuses to print out anything you want it to.

I wish....I could fly to Africa and live among the animals there... and all of them loved me and exspected me as part of their family:p (haha yeah I know I'm special...)
 
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