Corrupt a Wish Game (Please Do Not Delete)

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♥AslansForgivenDaughter♥;857597 said:
Granted, but it refuses to print out anything you want it to.

I wish....I could fly to Africa and live among the animals there... and all of them loved me and exspected me as part of their family:p (haha yeah I know I'm special...)
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Lol, Africa? And pick up all the nonsense floating around over there? And you are not special, you're unique. :p

I wish for my own private military.
 
Granted, so of course it mutinies on you and...ta da! You are cast out to sea in a rowboat in with no food or water. Congratulations, they even through in a scorpion for company!

I wish I had a star to wish on. Even though I don't wish on stars...on principle.... :D
 
Granted, but it falls on you and your hair is all burned up, and that's really ugly...

I wish my friend came to my church on Sunday's rather than the other one. :(
 
Granted, but the people at your church decide that he shouldn't be switching churches, so they cast him out to wander the streets forever.

I wish my laptop was back from the shop.
 
Granted, but since you speeded up the process you might as well have done it yourself.

I wish Hans Zimmer did the music for Gladiator.
 
Granted, but he plays it so hard that everybody goes deaf. On top of that nobody has any idea what Sign Language is, and no one can read or write.

I wish we had a bigger yard that didn't turn into a swamp every time it rains.
 
Granted...your yard is the Sahara Desert! And, therefore, you are stranded, and die of heat. Heheheh. :D But the vultures are glad of it...

I wish I didn't have to get off in a few minutes.
 
~dancing with fauns~ said:
Granted......though now,your computer makes you wait a minute to let you post anything! lol.

I wish I had lamppost randomly in my woods.
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Granted but It's actually an object used by a secret spy agency to spy on the woods and then one day you figure out what it is and the spies blow up the woods and your house... So Sorry....

I wish the computer would stop being slow so I can finish my Email......
 
Granted, but it goes so fast that you can barely contol it. It keeps gaining speed, and soon it goes to all the pages you want to before you click. After about a week, all you have to do is click "Sigbn On and a second after that you're done. You never get to have any fun at all.

I wish it was spring...
 
tootsila said:
Granted, but it goes so fast that you can barely contol it. It keeps gaining speed, and soon it goes to all the pages you want to before you click. After about a week, all you have to do is click "Sigbn On and a second after that you're done. You never get to have any fun at all.

I wish it was spring...
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granted but there would be so many flowers and you would get allergies and get very sick... srry

i wish i werent sick... * this cold is killing me*
 
Granted but you feel postitively awful, but you can't egzactly say you're sick because you're sick. Oh and btw there's so many flowers your allergies go off the deep end.

I wish It wasn't so darn cold. :mad: :(
 
hah ha. granted, but then your so darn hot :p

i wish i didn't have to wait two weeks before editing my story! (for anyone who knows me...which isnt meany lol...thats a killer for me)
 
Granted, so of course you go riding. Unfortunately, a stray leaf crosses your path, your horse shies, you try to sooth him by muttering math problems at him (Why, you say? Don't ask ME to explain the inner workings of your mind!), but the horse isn't a math person. He's an english person, so in the end, he still shies and you fall off, crack your head, get rushed to the emergency room and...you end up low on triage and die while you're waiting. And that's pretty much it.

I wish I could find something sweet to eat in this house!
 
Lady of Lorien said:
Granted, so of course you go riding. Unfortunately, a stray leaf crosses your path, your horse shies, you try to sooth him by muttering math problems at him (Why, you say? Don't ask ME to explain the inner workings of your mind!), but the horse isn't a math person. He's an english person, so in the end, he still shies and you fall off, crack your head, get rushed to the emergency room and...you end up low on triage and die while you're waiting. And that's pretty much it.

I wish I could find something sweet to eat in this house!
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Granted, but the only thing in the house is sugar coated octopus... you eat it, but get horrible indigestion and have to be rushed to the hospital for food poisoning and while you are there, the papers publish the story and all the octopus lovers storm the hospital and you have to tie bed sheets together and escape out the window for fear of being killed and you spend the rest of your life running from the octopus lovers... So sorry....

I wish it wasn't so much snow outside....
 
Granted, but because there is no snow, the snow can't melt. The sun, for lack of something else to melt, melts you and...there's an end. :eek:

EDIT: I wish I hadn't forgotten to put a wish.:eek:
 
Granted, but your forgotten wish whom was replaced by another wish comes after you in your sleep to capture you and take you to the Association of Forgotten Wishes.

I wish that my wishing star would start working so I wouldn't have to use my wishing well that wishes of the wishing fish that lives in the wishing bucket in the wishing well who then carries the wishes down to the wishing fairy who lives at the bottom of my wishing well who is currently not granting any wishes because of the fact that the wishing water is making her hair droop.
 
Granted, but you're eaten.

I wish for a wish that wished that I had a wish to wish because I wish I had a wish to wish for a wish because I want a wish to wish for me to have a wish very badly.
 
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