Corrupt a Wish Game (Please Do Not Delete)

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Granted. But sadly, the word 'wish' in this equation (it's like 'x' in algebra) stands for 'Tootsila's Death.' You can figure out the rest, I'm sure.

I wish I didn't have to think about math for the rest of my life.
 
Granted, but then you have to think about your computer that will attack you in 10 minutes.

I wish I had one of the Relient K. CDs I wanted.
 
*sweeps up little bits and pieces...* Ummm...granted....just hang on a minute... *sweeps up more bits and pieces, and some finely ground powder* *dumps in a plastic bag...* Here you go...it...errrm....broke on the way over...:eek:

I wish I hadn't left bits of your CD on the ground to get into my feet.
 
Granted, but with it comes an angry mob of Reliant K detesters, who leave the CD at your house and carry you off to your death.

I wish I was an elf. (At Tolkien elf, IF you please...no Keebler elves...:rolleyes: )
 
Granted, but one night...your beard strangles you as you sleep. Unfortunate, but hey...that's what you get...

I wish I was resurrected from being massacred by Melkor's army.
 
Granted, but you didn't say what of... You are hereby instated as queen of the algae on one of the ponds in the back woods of Narnia.

I wish I had an Iced Latte.
 
Granted, but the reason you aren't bored is you have 20 40-page papers due tomorrow, all on obscure subjects like "Jadis' fingernails," and "true duffer-ism"...

I wish I hadn't just seen my brother running by with a steak-knife...no brain...:rolleyes:
 
Granted. You just saw him running by with a butcher knife. :eek:

I wish LoL could pull herself off the computer before her brother runs somebody through...
 
Granted, but he runs the computer through instead. Since Dernhelm is on the computer, the steak knife runs DERNHELM through, and I am devoid of my partner in crime for the moment....:( It occurs to me that that wish-corruption harms ME. *sigh* I feel dumb. (he stopped, btw)

I wish the microwave hadn't just beeped.
 
Granted, but then it never beeps again, meaning you can't tell when any of yur food is done so you have to eat burn food for the rest of yur life cause all of the other sorces of cooking food die somehow...:p

I wish I could skip all next wekk except the 24th..
 
Granted, but that's the day your house gets hit by the eye of a hurricane - no, it doesn't matter where you live - and you get crushed.

I wish I didn't have to get off [again] soon...
 
Granted, the entire memberbase takes it into its collective head to come on right now, and of course the server crashes. The mods strive worthily to resurrect it from their varies locations, but to no avail...because they can't communitate! And so did TDL perish by the wish of AFD...who was ever after cursed to all mankind...

I wish I was dancing. I wished this ages ago, but I think recycling wishes isn't a bad thing...right? (after all, we're supposed to recycle, aren't we?)
 
(Haha you got that right!) Granted, but then you sre forever stuck in a time warp where you can only dance! you can't stop, not even to sleep!

Haha, I wish TDL wouldn't ever die!!! (Exspeially not bexuase of me! lol.)
 
Granted, but being a member here, YOU can never die either. Now you may consider this a GOOD thing, but allow me to assure you, you are mistaken. Hundreds of years from now, your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandchildren laugh at you for being such a dinosaur... And besides, you get so ugly in your ancientness that people's eyes fall out when they look at you. Or the people freeze. Which is awkward, Medusa, my friend... But you can never die.

I wish I didn't have to look at you, then...
 
*O.O.... ahhhh!!!*
Granted, but then you are forced to look upon something even uglier and stare at this ugly thing for the rest of yur life..so eventaully you yur eyes fall out and you catch the 'ugliness' from this thing so you become the second ugliness person alive and people either scream and run away when they look at you....or faint and never wake up..

I wish I...dare I say it..I wish to die someday a peaceful death!!
 
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