Corrupt a Wish Game (Please Do Not Delete)

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Granted, but starting now, you are horribly tortured till your death. But you die peacfully in your sleep. :D

I wish I could quit school right this mintue! But know everything I skipped so it would be like I never skipped a day of school...
 
Granted but first thing that morning your torture begins, and after a few years you die a peacful death. :p

I wish my last riding lesson hadn't been cancled. :mad: :(
 
Granted, but you are strapped to a horse with dynamite, and sent towards a nice, big bonfire...

I wish I was way far away from you when you blew up!
 
Lady of Lorien said:
Granted, but you are strapped to a horse with dynamite, and sent towards a nice, big bonfire...

I wish I was way far away from you when you blew up!
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Granted, but that's beacuse you were in a spaceship on it's way to mars and all of the sudden your life support systems went out and all the air in your ship leaked out... So sorry...

I wish it would STOP SNOWING!!! ;) :D
 
Granted, but then at the same time, all your water mysteriously disappears. This is due to the lack of snow melting and running into the lakes and rivers, of course...And you quickly wish for snow again. But, as you lie parched and dying of thirst...you must reflect that you brought this on yourself...

I wish cleaning chores weren't in existence.
 
You poor thing...
Granted, but you being strapped to a horse with dynamite, and sent towards a nice, big bonfire is. :p :) :D :eek:

I wish compsitions weren't in existence.
 
Granted, but it starts hailing - baseball sized hail - as soon as the snow stops. Unfortunately, you see an elf on your front lawn...and you are, of course, compelled by your natural curiosity (and the elf's natural attraction) to go investigate. You get hit on the head by a hailstone...and that is the end of you.

I wish I was a concert pianist. (not really...but eh)
 
Lady of Lorien said:
Granted, but it starts hailing - baseball sized hail - as soon as the snow stops. Unfortunately, you see an elf on your front lawn...and you are, of course, compelled by your natural curiosity (and the elf's natural attraction) to go investigate. You get hit on the head by a hailstone...and that is the end of you.

I wish I was a concert pianist. (not really...but eh)
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granted but then u would never stop playing and you would die playing the piano and u would have no life...before u died

i wish i was doing something tonight
 
Granted...you are babysitting 14 children between the ages of 2 and 4, who have all been fed 6 cups of pure sugar in the past hour, and have taken naps all day. You may not use television, computer, or music. 10 of the children are little boys. You may infer what your evening will be like. But...it's something!

I wish there was a longer word in the dictionary than antidisestablishmentarianism.
 
Granted, but picking lemons makes your hands all cut up. Unfortunately you are picking LEMONS, so the juice gets in your cuts and stings them.

I wish I had a nice Cappucino.
 
Granted but it's so hot that itburns your whole body and you don't look very good as a burnt-up completely black person.

I wish There were more Saturdays.
 
Granted...but Saturday is choreday... Now it is Saturday EVERY DAY, so you have to scrub so many square miles of floors...or whatever you do for a chore...that all you can ever see when you shut your eyes is the floor. Since a floor would be a cliff if turned sideways, you feel like jumping off a cliff...and that's all!

I wish I could have something nice and sweet...with no calories right now.:D
 
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