Corrupt a Wish Game (Please Do Not Delete)

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Lady of Lorien said:
Granted, but you suddenly have a great longing for a lap-dog-sized pet...one you can cuddle easily...arise... And, well...you can figure the rest...

I wish more people were on. Although I think that has been wished many and many a time!:D
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Haha, granted, but then the same thing happens to you that happend to me when I wished that, which is that the furum would end up dieing beyond revival cause there were so many ppls on, then an angry mob would form agiast you cause you would be the cause of all this, and...well...use yur imganination for the rest...:p

I wish...we would all magicly transport to the mall so we could all meet eachother and drink Starbucks together!! ^__^
 
Granted, but sadly half of us turn out to be online jerks, who kill the other half. And you and I are in the other half. :(

I wish we weren't dead!
 
Granted, but that is because we have no lives. Since we are dead. Do you get the feeling we're going in circles here?

Here, I'll wish something new...
Since I'm dead, I wish I was buried somewhere beautiful...
 
Granted, yur burried in the prettyest place in the world...but sadly one day a bliion years from now or so, they build over yur grave and it becomes a dumpster place instead!

Okay I guess sence I'm dead as well I'll wish...that.........I never come back to earth!
 
Granted. You must be content to watch all your relatives hunting for you, calling for you, crying for you...and never finding you...

I wish I didn't have to get off pretty soon...although I always wish that...
 
lol, Granted but this time yur computer sucks you in and yur forced to be locked inside syber space for the rest of yur life!! which wouldn't be so bad if you think about it long enough.............lol

I wish that it was possible for humans to fly!!!!!!!
 
Granted, but the bird/human collision statistics skyrocket, and pretty soon Animal Protection Services start to take people to court for killing birds. You are one of those taken to court...and fined within an inch of your life...(within an inch the OTHER direction from usual...an inch PAST the end of your life!)

I wish I was singing in a summer rain.
 
Granted, but you run into me dancing similarly, and are so shocked and horrified that you look like this :eek: :eek: :eek: and fall over dead. I really should look in a mirror more often...:rolleyes:

I wish my tea hadn't disappeared...
 
Granted, but then the Tarantella (whatever it is) eats you alive and your forced to live in it's belly! (Well..that is if it has one..if not yur forced to live in a dark little cage it places you in...)

I wish I was smarter....lol
 
(It's a type of dance. The history is...in Italy, when you had been bitten by a tarantula, they thought that if you danced really fast you could counteract theb poison. [go figure] So a tarantella is this really fast type of dance. Can you guess where it got its name?:D ]

Granted, but you are so smart that Mensa wants you to join them. And since you refuse, for fear of not having time for TDL, they send a mob after you, hunt you down, and finally kill you.

I wish I didn't really have to get off now...:(
 
(Errr...I think...haha that was so confusing but vary interestng...lol Awwe, ok I hope to talk to you again soon..even though I am the one who kicked oyu off in the first place..but I promise it was only becuase you told me to! lol, it was either that or kidnap you somehow and force you to stay on TDL:rolleyes: :p )

Granted, but then the computer eats you.

I wish the thing I'm trying to download would hurry up and go faster...
 
Granted.It goes so fast that it suddenly stopped.Then a virus starts spreading around your computer.It doesn't work.You tell your parents and they try it but everything comes to them.You are grounded not to do anything fun but only study and if you have to study on your computer you get supervision.It's still happening........
I wish some nice duffers who won't annoy anyone come online
 
Granted, but you like them so much that you run away to try and find them. You are run over by a herd of stampeding elephants, then by a herd of stampeding city buses, then by a herd of stampeding laptop computers, until you finally get out of the stamped path. You soon reach New York, and, to celebrate your timely arrial, the city is inundated by a giant wave. Luckily you escape from this, but everyone else who escaped form a huge angry mob and chase you out of the city, off TDL, and into the Sahara desert, where you wander, alone and friendless, with no TDL.

I wish I didn't have to do school.
 
Granted, but that is because you are a fugitive in the middle of NYC, hiding out in dark alleyways and trying to avoid police detection. You finally freeze in a snowstorm, and thereby are no longer able to hide from the police, who find you and put you in prison for life.

I wish more people were a-posting...
 
Granted. However, you didn't specify WHO you wanted to post, so the forum becomes filled with spammers, causing Specter to ban you for making such a shortsighted wish.

I wish all the spammers would leave.
 
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