Corrupt a Wish Game (Please Do Not Delete)

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Granted, but it has a mind of its own. And it's particularly fond of running over you.

I wish my arms wouldn't have tendon problems so that I'd have to cut back on TDL!:(
 
Granted, but your mouth refuses to work, so you can not eat, and so you die of starvation.

I wish Joy would come to my church every Sunday instead of the one she usually does. :(
 
tootsila said:
Granted, but your mouth refuses to work, so you can not eat, and so you die of starvation.

I wish Joy would come to my church every Sunday instead of the one she usually does. :(
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granted but she gets the plague from you and dies...

I wish that Relient K's new "Five score and Seven Years" was out in time for my birthday...
 
Granted, but you are transported instantly to Germany, and you can not go to any other country. Oh and btw all you can say is "Please give me a slow and painful death". So of course, the Germans, obeying you as usual, give you the requested slow and painful death. :D

I wish riding lessons were more than once a week LOL. :D
 
They are !!!!! but every time you get on the horse it bucks you off and you fly into a big pile of horse manure that just happens to be there. And then you keep getting back on and back on every day for the rest of your life until you become a walking turd!!!! ;)

I wish that I knew how to speak fluent swedish
 
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Granted, but you somehow manage to get zapped to North Korea (not Sweden), where your new linguistic skills do you no good at all (and remember, NK is a Communist country)...

I wish I could get back from NK where I seem to have gotten zapped to with SK!
 
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Granted, but you somehow manage to get zapped to North Korea (not Sweden), where your new linguistic skills do you no good at all (and remember, NK is a Communist country)...

I wish I could get back from NK where I seem to have gotten zapped to with SK!
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granted but when you get zapped back you land in the sea instead of on land.

i wish it would be sunny
 
Granted, but it is an evilly intelligent pet and takes YOU for walkies instead of vice versa...

I wish I could get out of this durn ocean I got zapped into somehow!
 
Granted, but they can only fly into the piles of manure that I seem to keep flying into, and then the just love flying onto you...

I wish I weren't bored to death.
 
tootsila said:
Granted, but they can only fly into the piles of manure that I seem to keep flying into, and then the just love flying onto you...

I wish I weren't bored to death.
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ok but then you'd be so busy you couldnt take it anymore and your head would explode ... i wish i had done better in my ballet exam...:(
 
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