Corrupt a Wish Game (Please Do Not Delete)

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Granted, but the only thing you can think of to wish is that you will be blown up today. For once your wish is NOT corrupted, and everyone on TDL gets together to watch.

I wish riding lessons were more than once a week.
 
Granted, you have to ride all day, every day, and you soon develop such terrible saddle sores that you are forced into a nursing home, where you spend the rest of your not insubstantial life.
 
Granted, but the only wish left - and you have to recylcle it - is "I wish to have another wish. I wish to have another wish. I wish to have another wish." And so you must wish and wish and wish for wish after wish after wish...until you have quite stockpiled them...but you never use them. You miser!:rolleyes:

I wish there were more smileys.
 
Lady of Lorien said:
Granted, but the only wish left - and you have to recylcle it - is "I wish to have another wish. I wish to have another wish. I wish to have another wish." And so you must wish and wish and wish for wish after wish after wish...until you have quite stockpiled them...but you never use them. You miser!:rolleyes:

I wish there were more smileys.
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Granted, but then no oe can choose which smilies to use and they take too long to post their messages.

I wish my math book wasn't open right in front of me. For Pete's sake, it's 9:30 PM.
 
~*PadmePevensie*~ said:
Granted, but then no oe can show emotion and Specter decides the forum is too boring, and he has to shut it down.

I wish my math book wasn't open right in front of me. For Pete's sake, it's 9:30 PM.
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Granted, but its now opened in the back of you...hahaha

I wish I wouldnt have to wait this long to see a Switchfoot concert
 
granted but it sits closed on your bookshelf looking evil until you are finally driven mad by its presence and are taken away to a mathematical institute for the mathematically insane where maths books are opened at 8:00 every morning!!

I wish the holidays were longer
 
Granted, but they are so long that you forget everything you ever knew, and have to re-learn all your schoolwork from the beginning after every holiday.

I wish my arm didn't start to get tired from this position...:(
 
OK to the switchfoot one, granted but it comes and goes so quickly you can't even remember your enjoyment

I wish my sister was older
 
Granted...but then she turns out to be 87 and isnt as fun to be with...hehe

I wish PC (prince caspian) could come out this year...
 
Granted, but you happen to be grounded the entire time it's in theaters. And the annoying thing is...you WOULDN'T have been grounded if it had come out when it was originally supposed to.

I still wish my arm wasn't getting tired.
 
Lady of Lorien said:
Granted, but you happen to be grounded the entire time it's in theaters. And the annoying thing is...you WOULDN'T have been grounded if it had come out when it was originally supposed to.

I still wish my arm wasn't getting tired.
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granted it doesn't get tired it just falls off! :D

I wish I was taller
 
Granted, but you keep getting mistaken for the Empire State Building...which is annoying, since people are always trying to go up on your observation deck...:rolleyes:

I wish I could figure out how to get nicer scripts on my banners.
 
Lady of Lorien said:
Granted, but you keep getting mistaken for the Empire State Building...which is annoying, since people are always trying to go up on your observation deck...:rolleyes:

I wish I could figure out how to get nicer scripts on my banners.
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Granted you think they're nicer but everyone else hates them and go on and on about how your other ones were nicer, this eventually drives you insane so you change your name and move to a remote town in Nepal

I wish I could sleep longer
 
Granted. However, this soon creates an imbalance of sleeping in the world, causing all 7 billion people to form an angry mob and come after you. You take one look at this mob and jump out the window. Unfortunately for you, the building you were in was the empire state building...


I wish you would quit making such weird wishes... :)D just jking)
 
wierd you saying that because I just woke up and had a dream about a cheesecake. Granted. But it is infested with West Indian maggots

I wish I had some mutton.
 
Granted but it comes alive and eats you!

I wish for a bucket of KFC. I have to be allowed to eat it, it has to taste normal, it can't come or be alive, and whatever happens to me happens to everyone else.
 
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