Corrupt a Wish Game (Please Do Not Delete)

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Granted...but you jump so hard that you shake the brain right out of your head, which, of course, kills you.

I wish I could have met George Washington.:D
 
Wow, I wonder how many times that one has been made? :D Granted...but you run into a windmill, which catches your shirt. You get swung around...and around, and around and around and around...until you finally fall down. But by this time, you are so dizzy that when you get up again, you wander into a nearby pond...where an evil-eyed rubber ducky is glaring at you. He challenges you to try to drown him, and you spend the rest of your life feverishly attempting to do so...with no success, ever. Which causes you to go crazy, so you join all the others that the ducky has so ruined in his own personal insane asylum. Ahahahahahaha...*evil laughter from the ducky*

I wish I had a Starbucks Frappacino.
 
granted but you would try to drink it and nothing would come out but it would still be inside and u would try and try and it would never melt and u go insane cause nothing will come out and u die with it in your hand :eek:

i wish i could go swimming in the ocean
 
Granted... But while u've been swimming u accidently crush with something that cuts u, and ur blood calls a Shark...and u know the else...

**whoa that was mean** :D

I wish i had super powers
 
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Granted. You have the power to involuntarily give evil people the power to kill you. btw, they hate you. :D

I wish I wasn't so darn obnoxious! :( :eek:
 
(So do I! :D jking)

Granted, instead of being obnoxious, you are now exremely practical. However, as you were previously the balance between practicality and impossible randomness, the resulting re-distribution of weight causes the earth to promptly tip over and fall off its axis. As a natural consequence of this, the green monkeys in Outer Asia decide that this is thedisturbance they have been waiting for, and launch a coup to take over the world. Unfortnately for them, as the plans for the coup were designed in the late 1300's, they are faced with heavy coconut-launchers while they themselves have only light nut-lobbers. Their attempt to appropriate power is short-lived. however, while all this was going on, the rest of the world has become afflicted with the dreaded disease known as "karthogenianaitis", an ailment so horrible that it causes its victims to shout about the impending attack of green monkeys from Outer Aisia (which, as everyone knows, is pure nonsense). Seeing the world in such great distress, the great Sherlock Holmes comes back to apply his brains to the solution of the problem. The first thing he does is discover and make known the information that you are the cause of all the suffering in the world, a fact which causes an angry mob to form spontaneously and chase you out of the city and off into space. You soon realize that there is not a drop of coffe anywhere to be had in the vast black abyss, a fact which so gretaly disheartens you that you sit down on a comet and cry. This atracts the attention of the nearby Purple Space Monster, who gives you some coffee. However, it is a cheap brand, which so upsets your delicate constitution that you die of cheapcoffeeosis.

I wish it wasn't so late...
 
granted but then you would be up for the rest of your life cause it never got late and u would be so tired but u could never go to sleep cause they made a law saying u cant go to sleep until its late BUT IT IS NEVER LATE SO U CANT SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

i wish i could go to neverland......
 
Granted, but in neverland, you can never go online, never listen to music, never dance, never eat anything sweet...and worst of all...NEVER MEET A RUBBER DUCKY!!! Errrm...well, anyways, we all know the tragedy THAT would be...:eek:

I wish we didn't have this potted plant in our house that smells AWFUL!
 
Granted, we have a venus flytrap in our house instead, which doesn't smell bad to begin with... but soon does, due to the rotting remains of dead insects in its clutches.

I wish we didn't have that plant too... without a similarly bad smelling plant replacing it.
 
Olorin the Wise said:
Granted, we have a venus flytrap in our house instead, which doesn't smell bad to begin with... but soon does, due to the rotting remains of dead insects in its clutches.

I wish we didn't have that plant too... without a similarly bad smelling plant replacing it.
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Granted, but rather than a similarly bad smelling plant replacing it, a much, much, worse smelling, invisible, indestructable plant replaces it. It smells like the worst body odor to be found, and is so strong that the whole city can easily smell it following you wherever you go. So of course, the whole city pulls out thier air freshener and empies the whole bottle. all those different smells combine and smell almost as bad as the plant, and also attach themselves to the plant for the most horrible smell you could think of, and so of course everyone thinks that it's you. You move to escape their hateful glares, and the city you move to decides to try out a new fad of wooden pinchers which make them not able to smell. You are soon known as the great stinking monster, and are banned to a lonesome cuty containing only of you.

I wish I didn't have to go back 2 school. :(
 
Granted, but instead you are swept away by the flash flood that strikes your house during the hours that you would have been at school had you not wished to be released from school...

I wish I could figure out what to do.
 
Granted, but that thing is to scrub off some mayonnaise that has been dried onto the ceiling. By the time you are done, I presume you will never want to touch a mayonnaised hot dog again...so you freeze because all your dogs are cold. And not even a hamburger can come near to revive you, so you finally starve to death.

I wish other people were on...posting back and forth with your own brother gets a wee bit boring...
 
Lady of Lorien said:
Granted, but that thing is to scrub off some mayonnaise that has been dried onto the ceiling. By the time you are done, I presume you will never want to touch a mayonnaised hot dog again...so you freeze because all your dogs are cold. And not even a hamburger can come near to revive you, so you finally starve to death.

I wish other people were on...posting back and forth with your own brother gets a wee bit boring...
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Granted.But those people are the dreadful butterknifers.And when they finally get off and you prepare to finally have some fun,your mother calls you for dinner and you have to eat it and do your HW while eating and your HW is very hard and everybody refuses to help you so you want to go and ask on this forum but by then you have to go to bed as you have an exam as well as normal work and it might get too tiring but the next day you wake up with a terrible headache and so you lose a 100 marks.You might have got a chance with your HW but you did not do it. You are grounded as you failed so you can't go near your piano.


I wish i could write better stories and people don't bug me about them.
 
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Granted. You write the best stories ever to be found, and they are sold as books, and they are the only ones anyone will buy. So of course all the other writers of the world form a very angry mob and capture you. But just as they are about to kill you, someone helpfully suggests that they torture you and then kill you. Finally as soon as you are about to be killed, you ask for a last meal, which turns out to be liver and onions.

I wish I didn't have to go.
 
Granted...you are attached with a ball and chain to TDL. So wherever it goes, there must you go for the rest of your life. If the server goes down (Heaven forbid!) you are unconscious. If Specter drops the site, you die a miserable death. If it changes URL's, you have to move across the country to a different address.

I wish I had a FREE, (Calorie free and money-free) Cappucino.
 
Lady of Lorien said:
Granted...you are attached with a ball and chain to TDL. So wherever it goes, there must you go for the rest of your life. If the server goes down (Heaven forbid!) you are unconscious. If Specter drops the site, you die a miserable death. If it changes URL's, you have to move across the country to a different address.

I wish I had a FREE, (Calorie free and money-free) Cappucino.
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Granted, but as soon as you get it it explodes in your face and blows up half the world and the officials blame it all on you and so you are given twelve life sentences and put in a prison cell with walls that are painted an incredibly horrid shade of green with only highly salted octopus to eat and nothing to drink... I'm so sorry....

I wish my neck wasn't sore....
 
Machiathemarshwiggle said:
Granted, but as soon as you get it it explodes in your face and blows up half the world and the officials blame it all on you and so you are given twelve life sentences and put in a prison cell with walls that are painted an incredibly horrid shade of green with only highly salted octopus to eat and nothing to drink... I'm so sorry....

I wish my neck wasn't sore....
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Granted. Your neck can't be sore when you don't HAVE one! Unfortunately, it is difficult to eat without a neck... And you have nothing to crane, either. Or to rubber. (rubberneck) So you must die a starving hunchneckback in a high state of ugliness...

I wish math was simply a figment of my imagination.:D
 
♥AslansForgivenDaughter♥;882922 said:
Granted, but then it controls your imagination, meaning all you think and dream about it the dreaded MATH!!! lol.

I wish....I had Charlie the Unicorn as a pet...:p
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Granted, but you suddenly have a great longing for a lap-dog-sized pet...one you can cuddle easily...arise... And, well...you can figure the rest...

I wish more people were on. Although I think that has been wished many and many a time!:D
 
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