Corrupt a Wish Game (Please Do Not Delete)

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Granted, but then there is a power outage, and you get cut off from your friend right when she is about to tell you something very very important, and you are stuck the whole weekend not knowing what she was gonna tell you...

I wish that The Machinist will stop stealing my cardboard house
 
Granted, you wish on a star. You travel out one billion catrillion cazillion miles away and you sit on a star. You have a suit which gives you enough to time wish one wish...then you burn.


I wish I knew what her wish was ^_^
 
granted but then you are so shell shocked that you walk into a giant plant which promptly swallows you and its stomach contains acid which will be for all eternity :D

I wish I had a job
 
Granted, your job is to fish me out of the giant plant. And since I'll be there for all eternity, you have no breaks, you are stuck there for eternity.


I wish I could get out.
 
Granted, buyt you start being really confident and adequate and everyone hates you for it so they tie a pair of explosive gerbils to your feet .. eerrmm. And then you die

I wish i was in Norway
 
Granted but when you get there you find that a ban has just been passed on non-norweighiens(???) being there, so an angry mob forms and chase you out of the land and over a cliff, and you land in the ocean in front of a very hungry sea monster that is looking for a dessert...

I wish my jeans wouldn't be muddy and that they'd hurry up drying.
 
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granted, your jeans wash themselves, but they dry stiff as a board and so whenever you wear them you walk funny...

I wish my dog was a mime
 
Granted. You have all school off tomorrow. But you have to do twice as much every(including saturdays, sundays, and holidays) day.

I wish Ashley could go w/ me to the Y soon.
 
granted, but there she drops a weight on her toe and never talks to you again... because it was a magical weight... that could do that... MUHAHA...

I wish I wasn't getting tired...
 
Granted. You are not hungry because you ate every edible thing at Walmart. So an angry mob of Walmart workers forms and would have chased you out of the city, but since you ate every edible thing at Walmart, grown very large and can't run very fast, so the said angry mob tramples you down.

I wish tomorrow would come like WAY faster.(Me and my friend are going skating)
 
Granted but then you are never hungry ever again...in fact, you are always stuffed full, and you know uncomfortable that can get...also whenever you see food you get sick to your stomach

Edit:Oops, anyway...Granted...but then you trip and fall and break your leg skating

I wish that I could find some ruttin' stuff on Vikings: Weapons, Ships, and Warfare...
 
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