Granted, but then there is a power outage, and you get cut off from your friend right when she is about to tell you something very very important, and you are stuck the whole weekend not knowing what she was gonna tell you...
I wish that The Machinist will stop stealing my cardboard house
Granted, you wish on a star. You travel out one billion catrillion cazillion miles away and you sit on a star. You have a suit which gives you enough to time wish one wish...then you burn.
granted but then you are so shell shocked that you walk into a giant plant which promptly swallows you and its stomach contains acid which will be for all eternity
Granted, your job is to fish me out of the giant plant. And since I'll be there for all eternity, you have no breaks, you are stuck there for eternity.
Granted, buyt you start being really confident and adequate and everyone hates you for it so they tie a pair of explosive gerbils to your feet .. eerrmm. And then you die
Granted but when you get there you find that a ban has just been passed on non-norweighiens(???) being there, so an angry mob forms and chase you out of the land and over a cliff, and you land in the ocean in front of a very hungry sea monster that is looking for a dessert...
I wish my jeans wouldn't be muddy and that they'd hurry up drying.
Granted. You are not hungry because you ate every edible thing at Walmart. So an angry mob of Walmart workers forms and would have chased you out of the city, but since you ate every edible thing at Walmart, grown very large and can't run very fast, so the said angry mob tramples you down.
I wish tomorrow would come like WAY faster.(Me and my friend are going skating)
Granted but then you are never hungry ever again...in fact, you are always stuffed full, and you know uncomfortable that can get...also whenever you see food you get sick to your stomach
Edit:Oops, anyway...Granted...but then you trip and fall and break your leg skating
I wish that I could find some ruttin' stuff on Vikings: Weapons, Ships, and Warfare...