Granted. However, all these acronyms in the past few posts tip the world over, and it falls on its side with a resounding crash. Unfortunately, this crash awakens the Purple Banannas, which come charging at you waving some nasty-looking spears...
Grabted but you can't find the cheese./ So you decide to just have Macaroni for supper. Unfortunetly, you find that just plain old cooked macaroni tastes like anchovies. Tough luck.
I wish we'd go out to see Sundae(long story WAY too long to post here) again. I miss the pretty horsie.
Granted. Unfortunately, you forget to make a left turn at Albequerque, and you find yourself somewhere in the middle of the Atlantic ocean, with that pesky old shark swimming towards you...
Granted, but upon hearing this wish the entire membership of TDL rises up and stuffs towels in your mouth. Then, since you can't protest, they carry you to the sea and throw you to that same old shark.
Granted. For some reason, you wanted the blue and red pills to come to life...maybe it has something to do with you being in the insane asylum? Anyway, it wasn't long before they were chasing you...out of the city.
Granted. Unfortunately, to get this book you are zapped to the middle of the Atlantic ocean, 10 feet above the water. And you don't have a boat, either. And - Oh, look! That pesky old shark is waiting just below!
Granted, you stay up reading all night, and you have so much fun that you decide to do it the next night too. Unfortunately, your wish only covered one night, so in the morning you are so tired you aren't looking where you're going, and you run straight into... That shark! Oops...