Corrupt a Wish Game (Please Do Not Delete)

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Granted, but to do this you must use a previously unkonwn web-search engine known as TTEMSE. Too late, you realize that this stands for 'Telekinetically Transporting Evil Minded Search Engine', and you are whisked away to Holyboy's garage, where you must listen to him singing songs about bottles of cheese on the wall horribly out of key.

I wish that HB would stay on key!
 
Olorin the Wise said:
Granted, but to do this you must use a previously unkonwn web-search engine known as TTEMSE. Too late, you realize that this stands for 'Telekinetically Transporting Evil Minded Search Engine', and you are whisked away to Holyboy's garage, where you must listen to him singing songs about bottles of cheese on the wall horribly out of key.

I wish that HB would stay on key!
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Granted, but then he'd go on American Idol, become rich and famous and will make a CD with only one song on it.... And everyone would love it and play in every car and in every store and on every radio station... and soon you'll get the song stuck in your head and it'll run in your head for the rest of your life until it drives you insane....

I wish we didn't have Monday...
 
Machiathemarshwiggle said:
Granted, but then he'd go on American Idol, become rich and famous and will make a CD with only one song on it.... And everyone would love it and play in every car and in every store and on every radio station... and soon you'll get the song stuck in your head and it'll run in your head for the rest of your life until it drives you insane....

I wish we didn't have Monday...
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Granted, but in order to have a not so nice day of the week, Tuesday becomes the new monday. And though it is not "Monday", in name, it is in nature, so Tuesday disappears, too...This same pattern follows for every day of the week until there are no more days, just empty existance and you begin to realize that you are living as if you had received the dementor's kiss...

I wish my popcorn wasn't gone....
 
fish_wwjd_frog said:
Granted, but in order to have a not so nice day of the week, Tuesday becomes the new monday. And though it is not "Monday", in name, it is in nature, so Tuesday disappears, too...This same pattern follows for every day of the week until there are no more days, just empty existance and you begin to realize that you are living as if you had received the dementor's kiss...

I wish my popcorn wasn't gone....
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Granted, but you soon find that, though it hasn't disappeared, it's turned into a popcorn monster and it eats all your sparkling Jello.....

I wish I hadn't had the popcorn fight on Thursday...
 
Granted! But it's so big that it would take you a million years to find the doorway out of it!

I wish I could have breakfast soon...
 
granted, but once you get in the water the swamp moster comes and drags you under and turns you into one of... them.

I wish I didn't have to do the laundry.
 
granted, but you end up being eaten instead and you live your life from the swamp monster's stomach. LOL...

I wish a certain person would get on so I could RP with them... lol...
 
granted, but you become famous so fast you do a Anna Nicole death/thing... LOL...

I wish my cat would play with the balloon I just threw at her...
 
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