Corrupt a Wish Game (Please Do Not Delete)

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Granted. You board the wish. The wish carries you to the land of boards, where boredom runs rampant, boring drill-holes in all the heads of bored people. Thus all their intelligence leaks out, and they become boring bored board-game-playing people. And you are destined for this fate!

I wish I could find the Bring Back the Duffers thread!:(
 
Granted. You go to search the forum. However, Specter has initiated a new program to make sure that spambots don't try to search the forum (although he can't imagine why they would try to do that), making it so that you have to fix a webcam on yourself and do 10 jumpingjacks, then send the clip to narniafans for review. The results of your search come a few months later. You don't have a webcam, so you go to BestBuy to find one. Unfortunately, you get lost in the videos section, because you haven't seen any of the videos, and you keep forgetting them, so you have nothing to use for landmarks. When you finally get out and buy the webcam, you do the jumpingjacks and send them to narniafans. You don't feel like waiting a few months, so you hop into your time machine to emerge a few months later. While you were gone, however, Specter removed the feature and your search was completed, but you were gone for so long that your computer turned off. You try to turn it back on, but the wires have rusted. When you finally get them replaced after another few months, you try to search again, only to find that Specter has re-initiated that dumb program again...

I wish that HB would become a Duffer again...
 
Granted, but he grabs that dagger in your sig and stabs you. No wait, it would be BC who does that. Oh well, at any rate, he soon drowns you in his long-awaited Latte, and...you drown.

I wish that corruption was up-to-par and funnier...
 
Granted. It is so funny that you die laughing. At least you thought you were dead, but you seem to be in some cold dark place, lying down... You push up and discover that you're in a coffin in the middle of your funeral. Not wanting to be buried, you sit up and inform everyone that you're alive as ever. Unfortunately, they all die of shock, and you now have 75 families to inform and 113 funerals to attend. And you're still behind in your homework.

I wish that I wasn't one of the people who died of shock.
 
Granted but you die of pure boredom!

I wish someone would comment on my spoofs.(Even though there new! Lol.)
 
Granted... but that person is BC, and she just makes comments about saying something over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and... well, you get the idea.

I wish that I could float! (in the air, that is...)
 
Granted, but then you take a potion that makes you forget everything so you forget you're as strong as superman, and then your best friend makes you mad and you punch a wall--however you punch a hole through the wall. And then you have to pay for the damage, but the potion is still working, so you don't pay for the damage, and you are taken to court, you forget to show up, and you are taken to jail--where you punch a hole in the wall of the jail--and let out a whole bunch of criminals, that the police took forever to find.

I wish for the Nile
 
Granted. You have the Nile. The Egyptions don't...and guess what? THEY GET MAD!!! :eek: At who? You, of course! They decide killing you and taking back the Nile isn't enough, however. They send you out into space, on a course (sp?) which will give you five years of life before being sucked down a Black Hole. And you spend every second of the those five years in absolute terror. *shudders*

I wish I could remember the name of that piece of music...
 
Granted. However, seeing as you didn't specify WHICH piece of music, it is the most horrible, a-tonal, chaotic thing on Earth. And since you're the only one who knows the name of it, everyone who wants that piece of music has to come to you and ask you what its name is... and the method of asking you which they use is to play it. Blech!!

I wish that I owned the Channel Tunnel from France to England so that I could get tolls from it...
 
Granted. You said you wanted trolls from it? Coming a-plenty! Trolls and trolls and trolls flood from the tunnel. They are all hunting for the person who awoke them...YOU! When they find you, they...well...they... Let's just say there's no Sam with a frying pan to save you.

I wish I could dance on water.
 
Granted, you'll just have to take lessons from Jesus.

I wish I had a dollar for everytime I blinked.
 
Granted! But you lost a dollar for every time you blinked over five times in one day!

(Oh yeah, and that is NOT a corruption!!! Lol!)

I wish I could have a million dollars
 
Granted. The Nile is picked up and carried to you by a group of planes. Unfortunately, they carried it through the stratosphere, so when it froze, and when they dropped it, it hit you...

I wish for a shish-kebab.
 
granted, but while you are admiring it, a random person accidentally bumps into you and rams it through your nose.



I wish for spring to be here now
 
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