Corrupt a Wish Game (Please Do Not Delete)

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Granted. They don't THINK you are... but now you REALLY are! So you go to the psychologist to get help. The psychologist, however, doesn't believe that you are anorexic, so he won't help you. Neither will anyone else. Eventually, you waste away and die...

I wish I had a lightsaber.
 
Granted. But your telescope now has a lightsaber too, so it doesn't do you much good.

I wish that I could say this fast:

'I thought a thought,
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I though I thought –
Or was it?'
 
Granted. But your telescope now has a lightsaber too, so it doesn't do you much good.

I wish that I could say this fast:

'I thought a thought,
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought –
Or was it?'
 
Granted, but your tongue twists so intricately around your teeth in the process that you spend the rest of your life trying to untangle it. This makes strange noises...and you find sounds like "kill me!" and "I wish you would chase me" coming out of your mouth in the attempt. Thus, a mob forms, to kill you, and chase your carcass out of the city...

I wish I had a pool of molten chocolate.
 
Granted, but it forms an evil glob, rises up, and begins to chase you for even THINKING of trying to eat it.

I wish my telescope would go away.
 
granted, you have, and continue to have, an ipod until the world ends. HOwever a universal law is made that you cannot have more than one mp3 player at one time. since you continue to have this ipod until the end of the earth, you cannot get rid of it when it finally quits working and becomes outdated. you are stuck with it.


I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight
 
Granted, but you die before your wish comes true:D

I wish I could have an elite copy of Avril Lavigne's new CD (I'm not saying the name of it for a reason)
 
granted, but the fish and his dish are best buddies, so even though you start out having a fish without a dish, the dish is not far behind. The dish thinks you are molesting his fish, and starts jumping on your toes.


I wish for a red fish
 
(ROFL! That was great! :D)

Granted, but since the fish is red, all the other fish in the world decide that there is only one reason for it to be red: it must be covered in blood. Therefore, they decide that you are trying to murder it, and they attack you by trying to bite off your socks. When you show no signs of obvious discomfort, they progress to your hair... and your gloves... until they finally get wise and start trying to stuff themselves into your mouth and suffocate you.

I wish that my goldfish over here hadn't decided that I was party to your red fish...
 
Granted But Later He Decides That And U Get U In Big Troble With Him
I Wish That I Was The Richest Person Alive
 
granted but then all of your friends only hang out with you becuse you are rich so you become lonley :(

i wish that life was fair...
 
Granted, but the reason is that Earth has been transformed into the Scales of Justice. So every time you want to move, you have to get someone to move in the opposite direction, at an equal speed, for an equal distance...

I wish I could figure out what's happening.
 
Granted, but now that is what you do all of the time; you sit and figure out the world's problems, which is great for the world, but eventually you wither into a wrinkled little creature that lives on fritos and pepsi.



I wish for a pepsi
 
Granted. However, you soon realize that a pepsi is nothing without Fritos. Unfortunately, there are no Fritos to be had, so you go insane looking for them. You spend the rest of your life at the bars of the insane asylum, trying to get out and find Fritos.

I wish I had an evil car.
 
granted, but one day while it is off on some evil errand it accidentally bumps into a pastor and repents. Now it follows all traffic rules to the letter and won't let you drive above the speed limit. It makes you behave.



I wish fritos weren't on my mind
 
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