Corrupt a Wish Game (Please Do Not Delete)

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Granted. Being a giraffe, you now have a long neck, as all giraffes do. Unfortunately for you, an evil mango named Harry which you insulted sometime in the distant past still bears a grudge for you, and when he hears of your remarkable transformation, he comes along and ties your neck into a knot.

I wish for a ploink.
 
well, i dont know what a ploink is, so you can tell that i have already corrupted your wish, dun, dun, dun. but of course your wish is granted and turns out for the worst

i wish it to be sunny today.
 
Granted. Unfortunately, before you got well, you passed the disease on to everyone else. Since you didn't let the disease run it's natural course, you don't have any immunity yet... so you're stuck in the middle of a crowd of people with this VERY contagious disease.

I wish for a schloop.
 
Granted! You are now the proud owner of a Schloop. :D Here you go!
Much good may it do you. :p

I wish I already knew how to speak Latin.
 
(where on earth did you GET that site? Did you make it on the spot?)

Granted, but to do so you must switch brains with Caesar. All of your posts on TDL are now about destroying the Gauls and conquering Europe, but since nobody ELSE speaks Latin like you do, no one can understand much of what you say. You spend the rest of your life looking around frantically for your legions, which seem to have disappeared.

I wish that you didn't have Caesar's brain...
 
granted, you are a termite. You spend the rest of your life eating wood and destroying old houses.


I wish it would rain.
 
Granted. It rains. Except that it's raining little globules of... SOMETHING... which are joining together... and... forming a mob! The mob chases you out of your window into the rest of the mob down below, but you realize halfway there that it's not a very good idea to land in the middle of the rest of the mob, so you land on your deck instead. Unfortunately, MF, as a termite, has been eating your deck, and it breaks when you hit it...

I wish I didn't have Caesar's brain.
 
granted, you are a termite. You spend the rest of your life eating wood and destroying old houses.


I wish it would rain.

i don't feel corrupted... i think termites have fun destroying houses :p SO HAVE I (...it's a little too much really, to turn from a giraffe straight into a termite...)

Granted, but you ruin 3987590 couples' wedding with your wish!



I wish I had a button to turn sunshine on and off.
 
Granted. It rains. Except that it's raining little globules of... SOMETHING... which are joining together... and... forming a mob! The mob chases you out of your window into the rest of the mob down below, but you realize halfway there that it's not a very good idea to land in the middle of the rest of the mob, so you land on your deck instead. Unfortunately, MF, as a termite, has been eating your deck, and it breaks when you hit it...

I wish I didn't have Caesar's brain.
Granted, you now have no brain. Your brainless body simply sits in a chair and stairs blankly at the mob that wants to chase me out of the city.

i don't feel corrupted... i think termites have fun destroying houses :p SO HAVE I (...it's a little too much really, to turn from a giraffe straight into a termite...)

Granted, but you ruin 3987590 couples' wedding with your wish!



I wish I had a button to turn sunshine on and off.
Granted, but it controls the sunshine everywhere, which has disastrous results. Some places of the earth are suffering from severe famine while others have endless rain. Needless to say, soon the people of the world form a mob, and, well....

I wish for a fish
 
Granted. The fish you get is on a dish. However, on the dish also is Specter, who takes one look at you and says, "What are you doing here?! This fish is MINE!" He then bans you, to make sure you don't try to steal his fish again.

I wish for a splink!
 
Granted. But the wish mashine doesn't work properly - what you get is tink. she buries you in pixie dust.

i wish the mob woudn't chase me any longer *outta breath*
 
Granted - but the only reason they stopped chasing you was so that they could send messages to all the other mobs around the country, which promptly start chasing you.

I wish that I could stop GKoN from cloning everything!
 
Granted. He stops cloning everyone and porceeds to do his idea of fun:
*slaps Duct Tape on everyone's eyesbrows and yanks off real fast*. Incuding yours.

I wish I just post a trot right. :eek:
 
(where on earth did you GET that site? Did you make it on the spot?)

No, I googled...and it was there! :eek: Really amazing anybody would make that.
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Granted, but your horse is so startled that he runs away, with you on his back...:eek:


I wish I had, and have, and continue to have, the CW! :D
 
( If you mean the TV channel, then...)
You become blind.

If not...I find out some way to corrupt it.

I wish Garrett Hedlund didn't die during Troy, nor during Four Brothers.
 
granted but then since he doesn't die in Troy, Acealies (sp?) doesn't kill Hector and then they never have the 13 days (I think?) for the funeral and the tojan horse is never built and Troy ends up winning the battle and all the Greeks die and Greece is no longer Greece to this day, but Troy.

I wish I had a galloon of bubbles so that I could annoy my little sister with them...
 
( lol, but Garrett is HOTT! lol)

Granted, but your sister get's so annoys she runs away and you never see her again.

I wish I could meet, and not forget, Alex Pettyfer.
 
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