Corrupt a Wish Game (Please Do Not Delete)

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(I know he's HOTT!)

Granted but when your with him he asks you out to ice cream. While you're there he tells you something, but suddenly stops breathing. You yell for someone to call 911 and you give him mouth to mouth. But after much blood, sweat, and tears the paramedics call "Time of death 9:20pm."

I wish my band made it big. LOL...
 
granted but during a concert you mess up and your career is ruined
i wish that people cared about unrich people
 
granted but they grow with pity and give you so much money that now you are rich and they no longer like you. So you are now rich, but friendless...

I wish I didn't loose my music career...
 
granted, you now work with a traveling group that teaches children to love reading. You make music for Sam the bunny, who sings about "cat starts with c". Unfortunately Sam is not a gifted dancer; he falls on you frequently.


I wish for a glass of water
 
granted, but I "accidentaly" poisoned the water and you die. (That was the most boring one I've ever done I think... that sad... I'm really tired)

I wish I wasn't so tired.
 
Granted. You decide that to stay awake, you need to drink a gallon and a half of Red Bull. 12 hours, 8 broken windows, 6 paramedics and 4 straitjackets later, you finally calm down.

I wish for a dish underneath a fish.
 
Olorin the Wise said:
Granted. You decide that to stay awake, you need to drink a gallon and a half of Red Bull. 12 hours, 8 broken windows, 6 paramedics and 4 straitjackets later, you finally calm down.

I wish for a dish underneath a fish.
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granted, but then the fish magically turns into green eggs and ham, and everyone knows that green eggs make coconuts fall on the person who eats them, so you throw them against the wall, which shatters the plate which you wished for.

I wish I could sleep...
 
Elvess Saralina said:
granted, but then the fish magically turns into green eggs and ham, and everyone knows that green eggs make coconuts fall on the person who eats them, so you throw them against the wall, which shatters the plate which you wished for.

I wish I could sleep...
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granted, but you gonna miss so many fun time in TDL :D

I wish I could watch the soccer game between Liverpool and MU live
 
granted, but in the middle of the game the teams start aguing about what was first: the butter or the knife... you go mad.

i wish i knew the answer to that question.
 
granted, but in the middle of the game the teams start aguing about what was first: the butter or the knife... you go mad.

i wish i knew the answer to that question.
 
Miss Freckles said:
granted, but in the middle of the game the teams start aguing about what was first: the butter or the knife... you go mad.

i wish i knew the answer to that question.
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MMM... double posting :D but ignore it!

granted, but your head gonna full of answer even there's no questions and you gonna get dizzy coz of it

I wish could online when so many people also online here
 
Granted but you have to live in the village at Palancar Hill, digging and planting something everyday and you only could see the dragon and the rider flying around :D

I wish I could meet an elf
 
Granted, but to do so you must go live in Alagaesia for awhile. You live on a farm, diggin and planting, but an evil bananna comes up and replaces your had with a much bigger one. It's so big, in fact, that the dragon mistakes it for a landing pad...

I wish I wasn't so tired.
 
Granted...you're not so tired. You're more tired. And, being so tired, you don't pay attention to what you're doing, and you end up locked in the insane asylum, being chased by a mob of ants.

I wish the insane asylum would go away...:p
 
Granted!
But you are attacked and chased by the same mob of ants that was chasing your brother. Thus uncorupting his wish and corrupting your wish at the same time....

I wish I wasn't tired at all
 
Granted. You're very, very hyper. And you offend the Great and Mighty Can, causing your sad demise...

(BTW, LoL is Olorin's sister! :p)

I wish people could get it straight: I'm NOT a Duffer...
 
Granted! Your not a duffer, but then, oliphants don't attack duffers, and once THEY learn you're not a duffer...well...let's just say that after the medics peeled you from the sidewalk...

I wish I could have a large pizza, that is just a bit hotter than lukewarm. :p

(Man! I thought you and Olorin were bro and sis...sry...)
 
Timberwolf said:
Granted! Your not a duffer, but then, oliphants don't attack duffers, and once THEY learn you're not a duffer...well...let's just say that after the medics peeled you from the sidewalk...

I wish I could have a large pizza, that is just a bit hotter than lukewarm. :p

(Man! I thought you and Olorin were bro and sis...sry...)
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Granted, BUT you have to eat five whole pizzas or else you have to pay 1 billion dollars! *imitates Dr. Evil*

I Wish I get an A on all my midterms and that I get my computer bac during this spring break (long story.. don't ask why I'm on.. I'm in school, lol.)
 
Granted. However, since you got an A on all your grades, the monkeys in South America decide that your life is accomplished, so they attempt to kill you by suffocating you under Cheese Whiz. Unfortunately, you eat all the CW that they squirt on you, so the progress on to cheesecake... and then just plain cheese... until they finally get smart and cover you in dogfood, which you refuse to eat.

I wish my telescope wasn't broken.
 
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