Duffer Boot Camp!

[WarriorSatyr]

*Slips Twilight books behind fridge*

The DLF ate them right away...

 

[GondorGirl]

*Eats DLF*

I feel I haven't done that recently.

 

[Glenburne]

Yeah, DLF would have made a good mod...

Only if you would like to see the inhabitants of Dufferland slaughtered, one by one. Never mind what the DLF would do to the Can. It's a thing to terrible to imagine.

 

[WarriorSatyr]

I thought that the DLF used to be a mod..?

 

[Glenburne]

Actually, I'm not sure anyone really knows about the DLF...but if Oly's concern is correct, that GG is turning into the DLF, then GG will eventually change her username to Morgothluver and go rogue. And then become a time traveller, apparently, so that the DLF (her future self) will permanently inhabit the same forum as her more innocent, past self....

This is all very concerning. Maybe we should suggest she get some counseling?

 

[WarriorSatyr]

Perhaps the DLF is everyone's potential future? Rather than being any one Duffer, it is what we all could become if we are not careful.

 

[Lossëndil]

Now that's a horrifying thought.

Maybe that's what happened to hb.




But there's only one DLF so far... Perhaps duffers who aren't careful are all absorbed into the DLF. The DLF is the broken souls of duffers past!

I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

 

[Glenburne]

Meanwhile, GG said in another thread that she has taken down the name "Morgothluver" for future reference. And now hb is suspect....

The mod who eats everything plus the mod who turned the forum upside down. Oh. no.

*stuffs DLF behind fridge*

 

[GondorGirl]

Meanwhile, GG said in another thread that she has taken down the name "Morgothluver" for future reference. And now hb is suspect....

The mod who eats everything plus the mod who turned the forum upside down. Oh. no.

*stuffs DLF behind fridge*

You're just making me feel more epic and bringing Morgothluver ever closer...

 

[Glenburne]

No, no....I mean, GG, honey. Go sit down in the chair...yes, that chair...on the nice big cushion. Doesn't that feel good? And here is...erm...Justin Bieber to eat...yes, that's it, get rid of him please....

Good GG. Nice GG.

 

[Miss Freckles]

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Got a headache yet?

No. 10thingy

 

[GondorGirl]

*Eats MF*

Hey. How's it goin?

 

[Miss Freckles]

Terrible, actually - I go on TDL mostly when I need a laugh or I can't sleep, or both... Like other people use a diary, I guess. So..... How are you?

But thanks for eating me. You know that stuff I'm wrapped in, presumably digestive enzymes? It tickles. I like

 

[WarriorSatyr]

But thanks for eating me. You know that stuff I'm wrapped in, presumably digestive enzymes? It tickles. I like

This may be one of the creepiest things ever said on TDL.

 

[Sopespian]

This may be one of the creepiest things ever said on TDL.

You have much to learn, young one. This is only the beginning when it comes to MissFreckles.

 

[WarriorSatyr]

Eesh. Well, this is the Duffer Boot Camp, so educate me.

 

[Sopespian]

Eesh. Well, this is the Duffer Boot Camp, so educate me.

I think only the... more experienced... Duffers can educate you, as they make even me look like a newbie.

 

[Glenburne]

mf is insane. There are two primary evidences of the fact: 1) no one capitalizes her nickname, not even Spill Chick, and 2) she just thanked GG for eating her. She is also dangerous. Her brain soap would make the most detail-oriented person on earth blank out entirely, at which point she pushes the confused and unfortunate soul over a cliff, into a field of cacti, and drops a whale after him. Naturally she does not ask the whale its feelings about the situation before using it as a projectile.

While, so far as I am aware, freckles does not wish to kill the whales, she has never shown any particular understanding of the depth of emotional sensitivity which a whale can experience. Rumor has it that a whale once invited her to visit an exhibit of whale-created art entitled "The Soul of a Beluga," but she responded by throwing him into a particularly spiky area of the cactus patch. freckles has good intentions, but so does the DLF, and she has never shown particular regard for him, either.

*wrests keyboard back from DLR* You know it isn't exactly a good advertisement for the justice of your cause when you

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Glen has been removed from the computer. She will spend the next twenty-four hours in corrective isolation, at which point she will emerge with a more positive attitude. Thank you for your good attention, and please think a kind thought toward the DLF today.

 

[Sopespian]

That was... enlightening...

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

Eesh. Well, this is the Duffer Boot Camp, so educate me.

Read the old posts of the Insane Asylum. That was how I learned.

Caspian: *drenches the DLR in honey and throws an angry beehive at them* Ah, those were the good old days. Digging up threads, causing wars, yelling unintelligible babble and having it seem normal....