Duffer Boot Camp!

[~TheCaptain~]

That's what earplugs are for. No, I guess that ear plugs don't do much for smell...do they...

You guys are weird xD.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

No, you are! What's all this xD-ing, I'd like to know? I think it's a plot! An evil plot to, erm, KILL BEN THE EGG!!

 

[~TheCaptain~]

No, you are! What's all this xD-ing, I'd like to know? I think it's a plot! An evil plot to, erm, KILL BEN THE EGG!!

No, its a smiley. XDXDXD

Or, it could be an evil plot to kill Ben the Egg for all I know....

Eggs... yummy omelette.......

 

[Lila]

Rawr. Evil XD. Grrrr. Must have eggs. Yesssss, eggs are what I desire.... Grrr!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

GAHH!! THEY'RE KILLING EGGS BY THE BUSHELFULL!! SOMEBODY STOP THEM!! o

 

[lieke]

GAHH!! THEY'RE KILLING EGGS BY THE BUSHELFULL!! SOMEBODY STOP THEM!! o

*walks in thread*

*sees what's going on*

BEN!

*stops them*

*walks away*

you're welcome

 

[Olórin the Wise]

It's not generally accepted to say 'you're welcom' before you're thanked. However.

Thank you.

Now you can...

 

[Lila]

^_^

I never understood that smiley.

 

[~TheCaptain~]

I am going to sleep inside of a sneaker ducttaped shut. snore...

zzzzzzzzzzz...

 

[Lila]

I am going to sleep inside of a sneaker ducttaped shut. snore...

zzzzzzzzzzz...

May I join you?

 

[~TheCaptain~]

May I join you?

No.

 

[Lila]

No.

Then I'll just have to go sleep in the Can.

 

[~TheCaptain~]

Then I'll just have to go sleep in the Can.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You must not sleep on the sacred Can!!! Sleep in this piece of enlarged macaroni.

 

[Lila]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You must not sleep on the sacred Can!!! Sleep in this piece of enlarged macaroni.

Thanks. *grunts and slips under blanket of cheese*

 

[~TheCaptain~]

Thanks. *grunts and slips under blanket of cheese*

Heehee. *goes and bows to Butterknife*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Then I'll just have to go sleep in the Can.

GAH!! Thou canst not defile the Great and Mighty Can of cans with thy uncouth presence, LadyRomance! Get thee back from its sacred boundaries! And all Duffers shall deplore thee, for thou hast attempted to touch the Can without benefit of a membership in its exalted order. Knowest thou not that all non-members of the Order of the Great Can who so dare as to touch the mighty Can shall be struck down with thrice-blasting lightening?

EDIT: Nuts. They posted too fast for me.

 

[Lila]

GAH!! Thou canst not defile the Great and Mighty Can of cans with thy uncouth presence, LadyRomance! Get thee back from its sacred boundaries! And all Duffers shall deplore thee, for thou hast attempted to touch the Can without benefit of a membership in its exalted order. Knowest thou not that all non-members of the Order of the Great Can who so dare as to touch the mighty Can shall be struck down with thrice-blasting lightening?

EDIT: Nuts. They posted too fast for me.

Thee has yet to realize the sarcastic-ness of my statement "Then I'll just have to go sleep in the Can."

 

[~TheCaptain~]

GAH!! Thou canst not defile the Great and Mighty Can of cans with thy uncouth presence, LadyRomance! Get thee back from its sacred boundaries! And all Duffers shall deplore thee, for thou hast attempted to touch the Can without benefit of a membership in its exalted order. Knowest thou not that all non-members of the Order of the Great Can who so dare as to touch the mighty Can shall be struck down with thrice-blasting lightening?

EDIT: Nuts. They posted too fast for me.

Who cares. It was still a worthy speech.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*bows on stage* *trips over shoelaces* *falls* *wakes up 3 days later*

Hey, where'd everybody go?

 

[Lila]

*bows on stage* *trips over shoelaces* *falls* *wakes up 3 days later*

Hey, where'd everybody go?

We went to the supermarket. *whispers* Some people say we ran out of cheese whiz.