Duffer Boot Camp!

[Olórin the Wise]

NO!! The CW would never desert us in such dire straits, when a non-believer was attempting to approach the Can!

 

[Lila]

You never know.... the holy objects of the Duffers could be.... converting....

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Of course! The great Duffer objects are always converting non-believers to the true Dufferism!

 

[Lila]

Are you implying that I, the Great and Powerful, am a non-believer?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

What on earth is a 'Great and Power'? Is it some new kind of food? Yeah, that must be it. Are you tasty? Well, there's only one way to find out...

 

[Lila]

What on earth is a 'Great and Power'? Is it some new kind of food? Yeah, that must be it. Are you tasty? Well, there's only one way to find out...

You must give time for people to edit their posts! Gosh!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

I don't believe in it. It detracts so much from the number of oprotunities for teasing them...

Now, where were we? Ah yes... I have decided that you are quite tasty. *eats*

 

[Lila]

I don't believe in it. It detracts so much from the number of oprotunities for teasing them...

Now, where were we? Ah yes... I have decided that you are quite tasty. *eats*

Oh, really? *becomes poisonous*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

You only became poisonous after I ate most of you, so the part of you that became poisonous was still uneaten, so I didn't get poisoned.

 

[Lila]

*finds cheese in Olorin's stomach*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*armors cheese*

Go ahead and eat it, dearie...

 

[Lila]

*armors cheese*

Go ahead and eat it, dearie...

*yum* Thanks.......

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*had forgotten to tell LR that the armor was explosive*

 

[Lila]

Remember, Olorin, if the armor explodes, so will you. Because the armor is contained inside of you. So next time, perhaps you will make better descisions...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

The explosion is a compact hydrogen fusion explosion, extending only to a radius of 3 inches in all directions. I might get a stomachache, but I won't explode...

Offtopic: Why are you suddenly fresh bread? And you still have an avvay but no sig?

 

[Lila]

The explosion is a compact hydrogen fusion explosion, extending only to a radius of 3 inches in all directions. I might get a stomachache, but I won't explode...

Offtopic: Why are you suddenly fresh bread? And you still have an avvay but no sig?

I have no idea. PotW Pm-ed me about it, he's trying to fix the problem....

 

[Olórin the Wise]

I thought he might have noticed.

Anyway: How did all this stuff about the cheese inside of me start?

 

[Tsukiko]

oh boy.....

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Mmm-hmm. Yes. Definitely. *scribbles on notepad* Absolutely. Without a doubt. *walks off*

 

[lieke]

It's not generally accepted to say 'you're welcom' before you're thanked. However.

Thank you.

Now you can...

You're welcome

GAH!! Thou canst not defile the Great and Mighty Can of cans with thy uncouth presence, LadyRomance! Get thee back from its sacred boundaries! And all Duffers shall deplore thee, for thou hast attempted to touch the Can without benefit of a membership in its exalted order. Knowest thou not that all non-members of the Order of the Great Can who so dare as to touch the mighty Can shall be struck down with thrice-blasting lightening?

EDIT: Nuts. They posted too fast for me.

*claps* that was one great speech

Heehee. *goes and bows to Butterknife*

TRAITOR *goes after her*

Mmm-hmm. Yes. Definitely. *scribbles on notepad* Absolutely. Without a doubt. *walks off*

are you sure you got it right?