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And thou must know, before thou dost PM Derny, that Dernhelm is a SHE. But be not sorrowed, my friend, for many and often are the gender mistakes made upon this Forum. ;)
 
*stifles laughter*

yes, many gender mistakes *yells at noobs...and others:rolleyes:..."im not a boy!!!"

but, lauren, im not part of the can clan:D *chucks Can again*:D wanna play kick the Can?:D
 
Leave off my beard, thou foul and uncouth ruffians! For 'tis a noble beard, and mighty, and thou dost not well to pull upon it. And if thou dost pull upon my mighty beard, thou shalt be destroyed, and cast into the blackest pit of this Forum. And the Black Holes shal torture thee therein, and the Uber Turnip shall devour thee, and thy torment shall be the terror of the world, and all shall speak of it in whispers, even to the end of days. :mad:

:p
 
gasp pulling upon a mighty and noble beard is the highest offence among the dwarves, olorin if you need backup on this one the dwarves are ready to fight, because beard pulling is intolarable.
 
are you sure you aren't a dwarf Olorin? because that could explain the confusion between the women and the men...the beard you know :D
 
Well do I welcome the assistance of the Dwarves in this matter, oh Douglas, for I am outnumbered, and verily though I am mighty in combat not even I can defeat the limetless hordes of Evil. :p

EDIT: Know well, oh OMS, that it is Dwarf women who are mistaken for Dwarf men, and not vice-versa. For surely none, upon seeing a noble and mighty beard, can but fail to think that the possessor of said beard must be masculine in gender.
 
Oh, lay off it. :rolleyes:

Verily, the image thou hast chosen to represent thee in no way resembles thy very self, and this all know. And so it may not be used to infer what thine own attributes may be – beardless or no.
 
And who art thou to say so, Derny? Hast thou seen an image, cunningly drawn of my very person, that thou mayst make sweeping proclamations of my attributes? Besides, if thou hast, know well that I may choose to represent myself in any way I wish, for 'tis a virtual world this Forum is in, and virtuality is malleable. ;)
 
Well Olorin, it was of course I who discovered that your beard was in fact stuck on with guacamole and that you are incapable of growing facial hair because you are in fact a lady!!! Now I am revealing this secret to the world so they can know the truth! Why else would we call him Lauren :D

Oh and btw, we shall not play soccer, we shall NEVER play soccer because soccer... DOES NOT EXIST. Football please or at least footie. There is no soccer - it is an American abomination that will not be tolerated within my hearing!!!:mad:
 
you must be really curious what your head would look like as jelly ... ooooh noooo what happened to my pizza .... !!!

EDIT: it's alright, thank the mighty oven... it's cheese-ish and golden brown-ish and smells heavenly... (yes i'll stop now...)
 
Olórin the Wise said:
And who art thou to say so, Derny? Hast thou seen an image, cunningly drawn of my very person, that thou mayst make sweeping proclamations of my attributes? Besides, if thou hast, know well that I may choose to represent myself in any way I wish, for 'tis a virtual world this Forum is in, and virtuality is malleable. ;)
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grabs ax and combs long brown beard, alright olorin who do we hit first?
 
Thou shalt stop this nonsense at once! You would dare to use an axe on a Lady? Shame!
 
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