Why am I not surprised that she can't think of a good comeback...
1. Because what i said was so cool that she is in too much of an awe to think of anything good.
2. Because she was pushed off a cliff before she could decide what to say.
3. Because she indeed can't come back.
4. Because she was eaten by Sturdinae, thinking he was a lion, before she came back.
5. Because she was eaten by Sturdinae, thinking he was a tiger, before she came back.
6. Because she was eaten by Sturdinae, thinking he was a elephant and that she was a bail of hay, before she came back.
7. Because she doesn't have legs anymore?
8. Because she was turned into a statue so that MF wouldn't be all alone.
9. Because she fears us, mhuahahahahahahhaa...
10. Because she fears the Can.
11. The nites got a hold of her.
12. The mods got a hold of her.
13. The thing behind the fridge in the maybe-existing mod lounge got a hold of her

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14. She was just scared.
15. Her computer broke down.
16. The house in which her computer was broke down.
17. The village in which her house in which her computer was broke down.
18. The country in which the village in which her house in which her computer was broke down.
19. The world in which the country in which the village in which her house in which her computer was broke down.
20. The universe in which the world in which the country in which the village in which her house in which her computer was broke down.
21. In case of #20: there was in fact nothing to return to.
22. The bowl of petunias took revenge on her because we always tend to steal his line...
23. She wanted to come back, accidentally hit the improbability drive, turned up in Magrathea, was crushed by a whale that happend to fall out of the air.
24.
They found her

25. She found
them