Don't say that we're not obsessed, please

I mean, we have The Can, Fred the Box, Stan the Cookie, Sturdinae Starling, the uber turnip, Dr. Cran, the mods (they think they have us, but they just have no idea

), Dufferland, Duffer songs, Duffer boots, Duffer movies, we have this thread, we have the CW, we have even more CW, we have the CW shark, we have the CW factory, we have the CW river, we have all the cool smileys, we have orange teeth, we have the lamb, we had sheep, but we lost them, we have the black hole, we have the cliffs, we have Merlin, we have statues (MF even is one), we have the Choose or Lose show, we have the host, only Olorinsesss has the beard fortunately, we have more threads than you have, we have the order of the Can, we have the knights, we have the Brotherhood, we have the Clan, we once had chewing gum, we have even more cliffs, we have pizza (GIMME!), we have the cloning machine, we have duct tape, we have trains to duct-tape people on, we have cool word games, we have the last post game, we have candy, we have cookies too (chocolate chip, belgium chocolate!), we have fun, we have each other, we almost have Specter's password, we have Ben the Egg, we have the sad story of his life, we have the cave trolls, we have no life, we do have lots of time, we have the bowl of petunias, we have a whale somewhere (if he's not crushed yet), we have the world domination, we have the improbability drive, we have 42, we have the insane asylum, we once had tables in the insane asylum, we have even more CW, we have crazyness, we have Shakespearian, we have the **s, we have the duffer encyclopidea, etc. etc. etc.
And what do you have? Skandar, that's right!
Did i make my point
jk