Duffer Boot Camp!

no, this is the completly pointless post
being the only duffer on this morning

i vow to reply to every duffer thread on the first page of the duffer forum :p
except username changes
 
*walks in, looks around, is confused, turns to leave*

...but she never got to turn, because in that very moment, a shiny green newspaper was flung into her face. lonny turned back to see who had thrown it but couldn't see anything until she looked down on the floor. a pile of red ants stood there, one on top of the other, in a very instable tower that swayed from side to side.
"you..." lonny said, preparing to destroy the tower of ants with a swing of her fist.
"but dear lonny" the red ant on top chirped. "please don't hurt us."
"i'll hurt anyone who flings a newspaper at me like that" lonny growled.
"but look at the newspaper and it will explain! please, don't hurt us."
"i wouldn't mind gettin' back to solid ground" a few ants growled.
"ahahahaha it's tickling me" someone laughed. "stop it, stop ihihihihihit."
lonny picked up the newspaper and had a look at it. her mouth fell open and a fly flew in. it didn't find anything but this funny squishy thing in the middle and it proceeded to jump up and down on it.
"weeee" it squeaked. "this is fun!"
presently, lonny closed her mouth.
 
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