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theorangejello said:
newspaper...what newpaper..:confused:
*notices paper* :p

oooh.. HEY YOU ..YOU..you DIDN't COME LAST NIGHT..
whats the deal with that buddy??
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...she asked, but the handsome red ant she was talking to just turned on his squeaky heels and walked away. toj shook her head and continued to wonder what this newspaper was that everyone kept talking about until it flew in her face.
"what the..." she cursed, took the piece of greyish paper and folded it into a big ball which she flung across the room.
there was antish screaming as the ball rolled right through a group of young ants with ridiculous high heels.
"i had the shock of my life," one of them exclaimed in a shrill voice. an older ant shook a finger at her which made his whole red body shake - he wasn't the youngest any more.
"you wouldn't know what a real shock is, young lady," he said. "now listen, in my old days when i was your age, we had shocks alright and they were called magnifying-glasses. those kids used to kill dozens of us and they had fun doing it. be glad if you get trampled by some mindless child nowadays, it's quick and painless, but i saw my comrades being burned to none but ashes and i tell you, it hurts even now to think of their helpless bodies smelling like burnt ants..."
toj sighed and already regretted having thrown the newspaper. she turned away to make a quiet exit but in that moment she noticed the clock on the wall. she stared at it in real shock. it seemed as if the whole world had stopped.
it was 9:14pm and she was late for the meeting on the bridge. the meeting. the one she couldn't miss. toj took off like a rocket. now, she knew that it is unladylike to run, but run she did, for she had only one minute to reach the bridge or a fate worse than being burned by a magnifying-glass awaited her.
 
Miss Freckles said:
...she asked, but the handsome red ant she was talking to just turned on his squeaky heels and walked away. toj shook her head and continued to wonder what this newspaper was that everyone kept talking about until it flew in her face.
"what the..." she cursed, took the piece of greyish paper and folded it into a big ball which she flung across the room.
there was antish screaming as the ball rolled right through a group of young ants with ridiculous high heels.
"i had the shock of my life," one of them exclaimed in a shrill voice. an older ant shook a finger at her which made his whole red body shake - he wasn't the youngest any more.
"you wouldn't know what a real shock is, young lady," he said. "now listen, in my old days when i was your age, we had shocks alright and they were called magnifying-glasses. those kids used to kill dozens of us and they had fun doing it. be glad if you get trampled by some mindless child nowadays, it's quick and painless, but i saw my comrades being burned to none but ashes and i tell you, it hurts even now to think of their helpless bodies smelling like burnt ants..."
toj sighed and already regretted having thrown the newspaper. she turned away to make a quiet exit but in that moment she noticed the clock on the wall. she stared at it in real shock. it seemed as if the whole world had stopped.
it was 9:14pm and she was late for the meeting on the bridge. the meeting. the one she couldn't miss. toj took off like a rocket. now, she knew that it is unladylike to run, but run she did, for she had only one minute to reach the bridge or a fate worse than being burned by a magnifying-glass awaited her.
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oooh story..

i had a meeting...where..when..
WHAT's HAPPENS NEXT??
 
"oh, a parade," toj thought. "i might as well have a look." she ran towards the sound of the drums.
"and fire-eaters!" she thought as a big balrog approached her. he bent down and almost burned her to ashes.
"cotton candy?" he asked. "it's free!"
toj turned all red (set on fire) and nodded shyly.
"which flavor?" the balrog asked.
"do you have white cotton candy?" toj asked.
"suuuure" the balrog said. just when he wanted to hand it to her, a thought occured to him, as he looked at the fluffy white cotton candy hanging from toj's face, making it look like a long wizard's beard...
 
Miss Freckles said:
"oh, a parade," toj thought. "i might as well have a look." she ran towards the sound of the drums.
"and fire-eaters!" she thought as a big balrog approached her. he bent down and almost burned her to ashes.
"cotton candy?" he asked. "it's free!"
toj turned all red (set on fire) and nodded shyly.
"which flavor?" the balrog asked.
"do you have white cotton candy?" toj asked.
"suuuure" the balrog said. just when he wanted to hand it to her, a thought occured to him, as he looked at the fluffy white cotton candy hanging from toj's face, making it look like a long wizard's beard...
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Are you turning me into OLORIN??:eek:

*faints*
 
theorangejello said:
Are you turning me into OLORIN??:eek:

*faints*
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no, no, no. i am not doing anything.

"gandy?" the balrog asked. "i can't believe... it... it really is you, gandy!"
"uh... well, what a surprise..." toj answered, confused, but she saw her only chance in playing alongl the balrog bent down and gave her a big hug.

the end.
 
Dernhelm said:
Oh, I don't know . . . maybe because you're cruel?
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what a bold thought, what an interesting assumption... i shall have to think about this. but before that, *hides dagger under cloak* i have some work to do.


:eek:



did i just tell everyone that i'm wearing a cloak?




and that i secretly peel potatoes when no one's watching?






...




i'm ruined. :(
 
Yes, and the most mighty and fabled Last Alliance of Potatoes and Spuds shall march upon her, and mighty shall be the sound of her downfall. Indeed, so mighty shall be this downfall that when it striketh the ground a great hole shall be formed in said ground, and all the earth shall fall therein.
 
Olórin the Wise said:
Yes, and the most mighty and fabled Last Alliance of Potatoes and Spuds shall march upon her, and mighty shall be the sound of her downfall. Indeed, so mighty shall be this downfall that when it striketh the ground a great hole shall be formed in said ground, and all the earth shall fall therein.
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indeed, thy words are true, and thus hear me speak, o world: if thou hast not the wish to die and be no more on this good earth, hearken to me! fight with me, good people, so that the alliance of potatoes and spuds shall be destroyed, and they shall never bother us again. and it shall remain peace on earth forever and ever and ever, for behold! caesar is dead.
 
Aye, for Caesar is dead, and though he appeared during his lifetime to be a man most kind and courteous, yet does Brutus say he was ambitious, and thus - for Brutus is an honourable man.
 
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