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[GondorGirl]

GG fears competition. Interesting.

No no, I eat competition for breakfast. Like most things.

It's whales I fear.

 

[Glenburne]

 

[Sopespian]

Glen, why must you post pictures like that? Just to aggravate GG? That's just not

a

good








porpoise.

*laughs eternally*

 

[WarriorSatyr]

There you go, making me suspiciously highlight everything again. Geez.

Also, whales! *Summons Whales of Death*

 

[Glenburne]

I can see that GG will be very happy you're back. At least my whales were real ones that don't normally kill people, unless you drop them from an airplane. The whales, that is. Although the people would probably also die if dropped from an airplane. It just wouldn't be death-by-whale.

 

[Miss Freckles]

Actually, fear of whales of death would be justified. WS is legitimizing GG's irrational fear of whales. ... Do we want that?

 

[GondorGirl]

Glen. I officially hate you.

OF COURSE THE FEAR IS LEGITIMATE. DID YOU SEE THOSE PICTURES?

 

[Miss Freckles]

I did. There's a ship in one of them. Can you find the ship, GG? I bet you can't.

 

[Glenburne]

GG is very determined. I'm fully confident that she'll be able to find the ship. After all, she probably wants to eat the ship, and you can't eat something you can't locate.

 

[Miss Freckles]

Someone has probably brought this up before, but if GG has eaten the universe, that means she's eaten whales, too. Wouldn't that be a fly in the ointment kind of thing?

 

[Sopespian]

Someone has probably brought this up before, but if GG has eaten the universe, that means she's eaten whales, too. Wouldn't that be a fly in the ointment kind of thing?

If I fed a whale the universe and made GG eat the universe, she'd have a universe within a whale within a universe within her stomach. That's pretty meta.

 

[Miss Freckles]

But maybe one could take a pointy object and drive it through all those layers. Then it'd be meta but with holes.

 

[Sopespian]

Why would you want to drive a pointy object through GG? That's mean!

 

[Miss Freckles]

I'm just surveying my options.

Additionally, one could... No. Nothing comes to mind.

 

[GondorGirl]

I did. There's a ship in one of them. Can you find the ship, GG? I bet you can't.

-_-

Someone has probably brought this up before, but if GG has eaten the universe, that means she's eaten whales, too. Wouldn't that be a fly in the ointment kind of thing?

I eat plenty of things I don't like. (Well. On TDL anyway. Outside of TDL I eat very little that I don't like. Because I'm an adult and I don't have to.)

I'm just surveying my options.

Additionally, one could... No. Nothing comes to mind.

So your only option is stabbing me with a pointed stick? *eats Freckles* We're getting someone else to work on this.

 

[Miss Freckles]

I eat plenty of things I don't like. (Well. On TDL anyway. Outside of TDL I eat very little that I don't like. Because I'm an adult and I don't have to.)

High five!

So your only option is stabbing me with a pointed stick? *eats Freckles* We're getting someone else to work on this.

Do what you like. Just know that I'm going solo in your stomach. I'll find myself a nice pointy stick and then I'm off in search for your spleen.

 

[Glenburne]

Freck the Impaler rides again. Watch out, everybody. *retreats to mod lounge*

 

[Miss Freckles]

No rush. I need to put on my war paint first, and that could take a while.

 

[GondorGirl]

Mind the black hole. Sometimes it sucks in people I don't like. I'm sure I have nothing to do with that...

 

[Miss Freckles]

Well, if it does, at least we'll know where we're at. I mean relationship-wise. I might not be totally clear on my location, or existence.