Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

[SlpNarniaQueen]

...all sniffing the flowers on the side of the road whom...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

few passersby actually stopped to glare at because...

 

[Silvanus]

the flowers were actually magical which made...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

people detest them - their spaghetti powers were too strong and therefore...

 

[Dernhelm]

they were very logical...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

unlike the people posting in this thread, who prefer Lattes and CW...

 

[Dernhelm]

on spaghetti. That is unfortunate, but... ()

 

[Lady of Lorien]

at least they don't prefer GRAVY on spaghetti...

 

[Silvanus]

like some adults that play with toys...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

or play with their food, because when they were children they were never...

 

[Silvanus]

exposed to good toys like Lego. They always had to play with Megabloks...

 

[Dernhelm]

which have been medically proven to impare mental faculties for life.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

However, there is hope for those who have used megabloks in their 'checkered past!' Just buy this snake oil...errrm....did I say that? I meant, just buy this lovely tonic for $45 an oz., and you will....

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

"Pay less taxes when I take over Narnia." Came a voice! Emerald green-clad stormtroopers came outta nowhere n' declared the whole territory under Imperial rule. Gaggles n' gaggles of 'em were garrisonned n' a shadowy figure in the back ordered 'em to take away all the legos.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

But suddenly, a lady clad in white stood nobly and accosted the shadowy figure...

 

[Dernhelm]

who took one look and went running, screaming, "HELP! It's the Lady of the Golden Wood!" (Who, as all should know, Gondorians have a misenformed opinion of. )

 

[Lady of Lorien]

because they have been talking far too much with the dwarves, who are ALSO mistaken...(except for our dear Gimli)

 

[Silvanus]

...for the evil, ugly blogerdeamon, who at the time was looking through his...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

spyglass at the beauty of the inner temple of the land of...

 

[Silvanus]

Quadmalia, which was lying on the eastern side of...