Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

being mashed by the shadowy figure's stormtroopers. He realized he needn't be afraid of Galadriel any longer, for he had gobs of stormtroopers.:D He ran back to her and said "Seize her." a loud "BWAP!" was heard, and the lady fell over stunned...:D
 
(ummm...I hate to mention it but...elves don't have furry tails:rolleyes: ), anyways, they suddenly got distracted by POTC 2 playing in the background and left the battlefield in a most unsoldierly manner, much to the dismay of their leader, who forlornly
 
Lady of Lorien said:
(ummm...I hate to mention it but...elves don't have furry tails:rolleyes: ), anyways, they suddenly got distracted by POTC 2 playing in the background and left the battlefield in a most unsoldierly manner, much to the dismay of their leader, who forlornly
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watched the UNDEAD MONKEYS get their furry tails blown off (I meant the monkeys;)). She was then taken to an imperial shuttle n' flown to a Star Destroyer waiting in orbit. "Where is it?" The shadowy figure asked her...:D
 
Gondor Knight of Narnia said:
watched the UNDEAD MONKEYS get their furry tails blown off (I meant the monkeys;)). She was then taken to an imperial shuttle n' flown to a Star Destroyer waiting in orbit. "Where is it?" The shadowy figure asked her...:D
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...as the people started to board the star destroyer. But she didn't have any time to answer because...
 
She gave him one icy glance, and turned on her heel, gliding away from all who tried to restrain her. At the last, she turned and shot a silver arrow into the green knight's heart. Then, she walked out and...
 
Lady of Lorien said:
She gave him one icy glance, and turned on her heel, gliding away from all who tried to restrain her. At the last, she turned and shot a silver arrow into the green knight's heart. Then, she walked out and...
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heard an "OUUUCHH!" from the knight. Alas, her arrow bounced off his Mithril armor, he just stubbed his toe...:D The knight did, however, find what he was looking for when he tripped...
 
But she threw a silver dagger into his invisible back, and when he faltered and fell, sliced off his finger, taking the ring. Then she dropped it into Mount Doom, watched it melt, and after it had melted, pushed the Green Knight in after it. She dusted off her hands, and turned back to the undead monkeys...
 
Lady of Lorien said:
But she threw a silver dagger into his invisible back, and when he faltered and fell, sliced off his finger, taking the ring. Then she dropped it into Mount Doom, watched it melt, and after it had melted, pushed the Green Knight in after it. She dusted off her hands, and turned back to the undead monkeys...
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alas, she'd only pushed a CLONE of the knight into mount doom. The REAL knight was quite unharmed, with all 10 fingers.:p He swung down from a tree on a vine n' scooped up the undead monkeys! He dropped them,however, when they started biting...RIGHT ONTO GALADRIEL!!:eek:
 
She turned, and looked at him. Well...the monkeys bit him, so he dropped them... She would bite him with her dagger, then. And so she did. When he attacked, she ran her dagger from his head to his toe, cutting deeply. Then she punched him in the nose and, calling the undead monkeys and the elven warriors after her, ran into her fortress...a magnificent snowfort at the Fords of Beruna...
 
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