Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

[Olórin the Wise]

However, the flying monkeys, not knowing this, kept swooping down until they were squirted with large quantities of whiteout by LoL, who then...

 

[Silvanus]

tripped over a can of purple paint which was right next to the...

 

[Dernhelm]

grave, for the purpose of brightening things up (after a proper period of weeping). Unfortunately...

 

[Silvanus]

the paint was mixed with a sticky substance that was radioactive...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

and highly contaminated with ackelbarostis microbes, which, as everyone knows, cause great...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

-ly acute giggling syndrome in the lower left eyelash. All the pall-bearers being thus afflicted,

 

[Silvanus]

did not see the huge dinosaurs which they thought had vanished in a bright flash of...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Earl Grey tea, that split the mid-afternoon-sky with a deafening "SPLASH!" and...

 

[Dernhelm]

came upon them with a rush...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Before, stopping, looking back, and retreating because they had forgotten their CW, which, as everybody knows, causes enormous amounts of cookies and...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

cream to rain from above...

 

[Silvanus]

which prompted three million black birds to come at the location with...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

sunglasses and rapper outfits, which shocked the spectators SO much that they...

 

[Silvanus]

Dropped their popcorn and soda and started screaming...

 

[Dernhelm]

'GET RID OF THESE DUFFERS!!! GET RID OF THESE DUFFERS!!! GET RID OF THESE DUFFERS!!!'

Whereupon...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

The crows, dinosaurs, monkeys, and various and sundry other creatures of yore turned and rushed upon the stronghold of Duffers, shouting, "DEATH TO THE DUFFERS! DEATH TO THE DUFFERS!". However, they were soon repulsed by the Duffers' liberal use of highly toxic orange juice, and they retreated to the forest to...

 

[Dernhelm]

recover. Afterwards...

 

[Silvanus]

the Duffers attacked the forest and sent the army of various creatures into a full route. The Duffers then built a mighty castle on the edge of the forest and named it Hisynik to honor their dead hero.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Sadly, the castle was made of ice, and the Duffers' adversaries soon discovered that...

 

[Silvanus]

If they built a huge fire then it would melt. They proceeded to do so without hesitation, but...