Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

[Dernhelm]

...which was only partly melted.

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Alas, the knight grew angry at having been besmacked by Galadriel, so he got a buncha trebuchets and lobbed flaming boulders at her ice castle...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

but the castle melted so violently that the floods gushing forth swept the green knight quite off his feet, into a sea of deviled eggs...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

but the castle melted so violently that the floods gushing forth swept the green knight quite off his feet, into a sea of deviled eggs...

which happened to fall on Galadriel.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

, who pushed the green knight under them instead of her, and glided away untouched. The elven warriors had to use all their elven restraint not to laugh whe Sir-Egg-Face-Green-Knight emerged, but...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

, who pushed the green knight under them instead of her, and glided away untouched. The elven warriors had to use all their elven restraint not to laugh whe Sir-Egg-Face-Green-Knight emerged, but...

The stormtroopers stunned 'em. The knight wiped the eggs off his face indignantly and threw a pie at Galadriel. It went "SPLAAAT!" He then stole her cookies and ran.

 

[Dernhelm]

(ROFL! You guys are too much! )

But then Dernhelm tripped him, and got the cookies. *yum*

 

[Silvanus]

Then turned tail to run. But as he was running a huge elephant stepped right on the...

 

[Dernhelm]

corner of his cloak, which was unfortunately rather well fastened...

 

[Silvanus]

to a chain which was wrapped around his throat.

 

[Dernhelm]

so GKoN fell...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

to the ground writhing, in a lovely shade of puce, while Galadriel, Dernhelm, and Silvanus stood by and laughed...

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

and ELG laughed her head off...

 

[Dernhelm]

sadly causeing her demise... (no hard feelings, I hope! )

 

[Lady of Lorien]

. She recieved an exeedingly worthy burial, right beside one of Fred's incarnations, and...

 

[pjthejust]

flying monkeys swoooped down to bring her away from...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

the honor of a burial with Fred the Box, which she resented exceedingly...

 

[pjthejust]

because he was to square to be her.....

 

[Lady of Lorien]

(since she disliked triangles with a passion),

 

[Silvanus]

Which in the end only resulted with hateful feelings on either side.