Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

But the Duffers wisely snuck the chocolate chips, which were the best part anyways. Meanwhile, they put iocaine powder in the cookie dough, and then fed GKoN with the cookies. But they didn't eat any themselves, oh no...and GKoN had actually saved their lives by preventing them from eating any...
 
Lady of Lorien said:
But the Duffers wisely snuck the chocolate chips, which were the best part anyways. Meanwhile, they put iocaine powder in the cookie dough, and then fed GKoN with the cookies. But they didn't eat any themselves, oh no...and GKoN had actually saved their lives by preventing them from eating any...
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The knight didn't eat 'em, he sent them to the Shire...:D
 
where Saruman took one look at 'em and sent them back, stuffing them down GKoN's throat. GKoN immediately keeled over - in a similar fasion to Vincinni (sp?), in fact, and...:D
 
Lady of Lorien said:
But it was too late for GKoN. For, like Vincinni, in the middle of his uproarious laughter, GKoN died. His body was buried...
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(Isn't there a rule about killing someone's character?:p)

Alas, he wasn't dead, just stunned...so when the funeral was underway he popped up n' scared everyone!!!:eek: He then glared at the duffers, who were celebrating and pulled out his lightsaber! The duffers screamed and...
 
Gondor Knight of Narnia said:
(Isn't there a rule about killing someone's character?:p)

Alas, he wasn't dead, just stunned...so when the funeral was underway he popped up n' scared everyone!!!:eek: He then glared at the duffers, who were celebrating and pulled out his lightsaber! The duffers screamed and...
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(This isn't an RPG...there really AREN'T any rules here... *heheheheheh evil laughter* Anarchy! Uggh. Anyways, you obviously weren't too harmed by it...:rolleyes: I CAN'T kill you. Keep trying, and you keep coming back to life.
GKoN the Invincible. Or something like that...:D )

ran away from this Tom-Sawyer-Ly funeral to regroup. They shortly returned, armed with mealworms and poppyseeds...
 
Lady of Lorien said:
(This isn't an RPG...there really AREN'T any rules here... *heheheheheh evil laughter* Anarchy! Uggh. Anyways, you obviously weren't too harmed by it...:rolleyes: I CAN'T kill you. Keep trying, and you keep coming back to life.
GKoN the Invincible. Or something like that...:D )

ran away from this Tom-Sawyer-Ly funeral to regroup. They shortly returned, armed with mealworms and poppyseeds...
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(It's the eggnog;) )

AND GOT WAYLAID BY AN ANGRY WORMTONGUE!!:eek: "WHERE ARE MY COOKIES!!??" He shouted, pulling out his gnarly curved dagger and charging @ the hobbits with a war shout sounding like this: "EYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEE!"
 
(Can I have some?)

But luckily for Duffers and Hobbits alike, Theoden emerged from hiding in the nick of time and tripped Wormetongue, knocking him down the stairs until he reached the bottom, where he groaned and...
 
Lady of Lorien said:
(Can I have some?)

But luckily for Duffers and Hobbits alike, Theoden emerged from hiding in the nick of time and tripped Wormetongue, knocking him down the stairs until he reached the bottom, where he groaned and...
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ARAGORN TRIPPED OVER HIM!!:eek: "AAAAAGGHHH!" he shouted as he tumbled off a cliff...:D Meanwhile the knight pulled out a carton of Eggnog n' tossed it to Galadriel:eek:
 
Gondor Knight of Narnia said:
ARAGORN TRIPPED OVER HIM!!:eek: "AAAAAGGHHH!" he shouted as he tumbled off a cliff...:D Meanwhile the knight pulled out a carton of Eggnog n' tossed it to Galadriel:eek:
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Quickly, Aragorn caught a branch a pulled himself back up...but when he reached the top, he realized that the branch was Wormtongue's arm, and he had just pulled Wormtongue off the cliff. Galadriel took the eggnogg gingerly and peered into the carton. She took a sip and...
 
Lady of Lorien said:
Quickly, Aragorn caught a branch a pulled himself back up...but when he reached the top, he realized that the branch was Wormtongue's arm, and he had just pulled Wormtongue off the cliff. Galadriel took the eggnogg gingerly and peered into the carton. She took a sip and...
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TURNED INTO A GUNGAN!!:eek: "Whoops...wrong eggnog..." Said the knight, noting the "Magic Eggnog" label on said carton. He grinned sheepishly n' pulled out another carton. He gave it to Galadriel, WHO THEN TURNED INTO A SHEEP!!:eek:

"Oops..." Said the knight, noting the "Sheep Eggnog" label...:D "Oh poo...don't worry I'll fix it." With that the knight rummaged through his eggnog and eventually pulled out the right sorta nogg. He THEN went to hand it to Galadriel, but tripped over her(she'd found a yummy patch of grass beneath his feet...)AND SPILLED IT ALL OVER ARAGORN!!:eek:
 
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