Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

finally, one particularly brilliant duffer remembered that they could make soup with the stones - a fact which would help their famine - but unfortunately, he was quickly...

Plugged with a bowling ball!! "HEY!! THAT'S NOT FAIR!" Shouted one of the duffers, and soon they were all throwing bowling balls...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

at each other. The stones, being left alone to their own means, soon began to make soup of their own accord, and shortly...

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

the corsairs of neopia came and stole all the lepricon's gold. But Lucky and his charms saved the day with a rainbow.

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

And the duffers were unconcious. Then Aragorn was found by an evil witch, who cuddled and snuggled the poor wittle pitbull...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

until suddenly, GKoN appeared with the antidote to his Eggnog...for a price, of course...and...

 

[pjthejust]

who turned into a banana because of her

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

who turned into a banana because of her

Aragorn didn't have any money so the knight sloshed the eggnog on the witch...who turned into an elf!!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

But the witch had powers of using his siggy against him. GKoN was soon a rubber banana, and... "HA", said the old lady, who grabbed the eggnog and fed it to Aragorn...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

powers of using his siggy against him. "HA", said the old lady, who grabbed the eggnog and fed it to Aragorn...

(chu missed my post, look up)

 

[Lady of Lorien]

(chu missed my post, look up)

I fixed it, HA, now you look up...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

I fixed it, HA, now you look up...

LOL

Alas, it was still the wrong eggnog...He turned into a dwarf!! The knight couldn't help but laugh...Then the dwarf-Aragorn began to shout nasty things at the elf-witch. "YOU STARTED IT!!" He shouted.
"NUH UH!!"
"STUPID ELF!"
"STUNTED HOBBIT!"
They bickered on n' on whilst the knight hopped up and kicked the elf-witch in the shin...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

but then all three...witch, dwarf, and knight...realized that RUBBER BANANAS DON'T shout at people, kick elven witches, or even laugh! So the knight-banana retired sulkily to his banana persona, and the witch began to fiddle with experimental eggnog-variations, to get Aragorn into his proper incarnation again.

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

but then all three...witch, dwarf, and knight...realized that RUBBER BANANAS DON'T shout at people, kick elven witches, or even laugh! So the knight-banana retired sulkily to his banana persona, and the witch began to fiddle with experimental eggnog-variations, to get Aragorn into his proper incarnation again.

Alas, the knight realized he was a MAGIC banana, and turned the witch into a daisy...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Alas, the knight realized he was a MAGIC banana, and turned the witch into a daisy...

...but Aragorn, appealing to Galadriel (who felt like getting back in on the action, for some reason ) for help, took up where the witch had left off. He now searched for the cure for his dwarfitis, as well as the faithful witch's daisyship. Meanwhile, Galadriel covered his back, and...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

...but Aragorn, appealing to Galadriel (who felt like getting back in on the action, for some reason ) for help, took up where the witch had left off. He now searched for the cure for his dwarfitis, as well as the faithful witch's daisyship. Meanwhile, Galadriel covered his back, and...

AN ARMY OF TEDDY-BEARS ASSAIlED EREBOR!!!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

This added a new level of complication, but Aragorn still faithfully searched on and on for his cure, though the bear-fluff flew in all directions... Finally, Galadriel rolled her eyes and said, "HERE'S the stupid cure, I was waiting for you to find it yourself...but the eggnog has obviously addled your brains..." And she handed him and the daisy-witch a small flask of a liquified Lembas. Refreshed to be his normal self again, Aragorn charged into the fray, and...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

This added a new level of complication, but Aragorn still faithfully searched on and on for his cure, though the bear-fluff flew in all directions... Finally, Galadriel rolled her eyes and said, "HERE'S the stupid cure, I was waiting for you to find it yourself...but the eggnog has obviously addled your brains..." And she handed him and the daisy-witch a small flask of a liquified Lembas. Refreshed to be his normal self again, Aragorn charged into the fray, and...

TRIPPED ON THE KNIGHT!!! He fell over with an "AAAAUUUGHHH!!" and was taken captive by the teddies...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

who, however, felt terrible in contradiction to their usually-sweet-and-cuddly selves. They had such a terrible identity crisis, in fact, that...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

who, however, felt terrible in contradiction to their usually-sweet-and-cuddly selves. They had such a terrible identity crisis, in fact, that...

they ignored the banana and waylaid the witch!! The teddies were terribly ferocious after having been taunted by the dwarves countless times...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

but a little elven counseling soon cured them of their wayward violence, and they pledged to go to 'Hordes Anonymous,' where they would stand and relate stories of...
rolleyes: )