Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

Lady of Lorien said:
but a little elven counseling soon cured them of their wayward violence, and they pledged to go to 'Hordes Anonymous,' where they would stand and relate stories of...
:)rolleyes: )
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Evil dwarves mocking them.:D Alas, their waywardness rubbed off on all the other hordes n' soon the dwarves were being besieged by lotsa hordes, including the nefarious viking-pandas...:D
 
as well as the Dancing Flowers and the Mobile Pumpkin-eaters. However, the dwarves considered themselves quite equal to the challenge, and promptly dove into Moria, to fortify it against all... *shudder* ...assorted comers.
 
Lady of Lorien said:
as well as the Dancing Flowers and the Mobile Pumpkin-eaters. However, the dwarves considered themselves quite equal to the challenge, and promptly dove into Moria, to fortify it against all... *shudder* ...assorted comers.
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The knight-banana laughed so hard he fell over!!:eek: Aragorn felt sorry for the dwarves and threw himself at the besiegers! Alas, a big fat viking panda sat on him and an "AAAUUUGHH!" "SPLAAATT!" was heard...:D
 
but with a mighty effort, Galadriel - fortified by the elven air in Lothlorien, where they currently were - threw off her horse form, and returned to her noble self. Again, she caught the laser beams, this time using the other hand to subdue the unruly banana, which writhed with annoyance, but could not do a thing against the Lady.:D Soon,
 
Lady of Lorien said:
but with a mighty effort, Galadriel - fortified by the elven air in Lothlorien, where they currently were - threw off her horse form, and returned to her noble self. Again, she caught the laser beams, this time using the other hand to subdue the unruly banana, which writhed with annoyance, but could not do a thing against the Lady.:D Soon,
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A BEE FLEW UP GIMLI'S NOSE!!!:eek: HE ran out of Moria shouting, and knocked Galadriel over!!:D The knight then jumped on her head n' hopped into the mine whilst the Star Destroyers kept bombarding the place...:D
 
but Galadriel was of a resilient constitution, and soon recovered. She jumped up again, caught the laser beams and THIS time channeled them into a more permanent container, and went after the wayward banana...:rolleyes:
 
threw Galadriel off key. Which did so much damage to the walls that 125 years later they had to be totally rebuilt. The defenders didn't stand much chance either.
 
Not with Galadriel warbling away in this horrible fashion. So they covered their ears until finally even the Ballrog couldn't stand it any more, and knocked Galadriel over. She soon recovered her elven musicianship, and began to sing a proper song in proper ethereal elvish...which frightened the Ballrog so badly that he ran swiftly the other way, shrieking bloody murder and...
 
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